Two English businessmen in London were sitting down for a break,
in their soon-to be, new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick tourist is
going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're
selling.'
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
Australian walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Australian
accent asked 'What are you selling here?'
One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling -holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Australian said, 'You are doing well ...
only two left!'
Englishmen - God bless them - should not mess with Australians
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