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Originally Posted by MITCHAY
Prince Philip has turned the toes up. I'm no monarchist, quite the opposite but being out on 99 short of the ton. I hate that. 70+ years with the Queen I can only imagine how bad that hurts for her and their family. RIP old mate, a true character.
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funny ole geezer, love him or not quite hate him, He was one of those I would loved to have an unofficial chinwag with.
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.
I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
1. Commenting on the Duke of York's house in 1986: "It looks like a tart's bedroom"
2. Overheard at Bristol University's engineering facility: "It doesn't look like much work goes on at this University."
3. Approaching his 90th birthday, 2011: "Bits are beginning to drop off."
4. At a dinner party in 2004: "Bugger the table plan, give me my dinner!"
5. Shouted to the Queen from the deck of Britannia in Belize in 1994, who was chatting. "Yak, yak, yak; come on get a move on."
6. At the Scottish Women's Institute in 1961: "British women can't cook"
7. Talking to Tom Jones after his Royal Variety Performance in 1969, he asked 'What do you gargle with, pebbles?'. The day after, he added: "It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.