Farmer recieves a phone call from his farmhand: "You've gotta help me out John, I've been driving the Cruiser, checking the fences and i've hit a Pig! Now im trying to put him on the side of the road but he keeps moving! What should i do?!"
Farmer: "Well thats nothing to worry about mate, grab the rifle from behind the seat, put a bullet in his head. He'll be easier to move that way!"
Farmhand: "Ok, cheers." - Hangs up
5 minutes later the Farmer gets another call
Farmhand: "Ok i've put him down and dragged him off the road. Now how do i get his motorcycle out of the bullbar?"
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'13 Territory TX Diesel RWD. The Family Bus
'08 Mitsubishi Pajero. The Off-road Machine
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