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01-01-2005, 10:25 AM
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AUSTRALIAN. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. She does not GET YOU EXCITED-She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT. She is not KINKY - She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER. She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL He does not act like a TOTAL *** - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION He is not a SEX MACHINE - He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES - He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN
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01-01-2005, 10:35 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: the ghetto....no im being serious!
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lmao! once again youve come through with the goods bro lol
think you need to become the AFFFSSFGT lol ( the Australian ford forums funny sh*t supplier for good times) keep em coming aye
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01-01-2005, 11:24 AM
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My 1st set of Wings!!!
Join Date: Dec 2004
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hahaha wish I had those about ten years ago lmao
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very nice...lol
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12-09-2007, 07:40 PM
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What's green is gold
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13-09-2007, 09:45 AM
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Why is Santa's sack so full?
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EL Monty Ghia
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Hehehe, better hide that list from the missus
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13-09-2007, 04:18 PM
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mmmm the naughty girl list
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Q: What does Fred Flintstone have in common with Osama Bin Laden?
A: When they look next door, they both see rubble.
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