car talk @ social gatherings.

niko · 08-01-2006, 01:15 AM

i was out and about tonight.

i find out that this bloke i was talking to owned a 5speed AUTO xf. with 150rwkw all from a stock "RECONDITIONED Motor mate"

i then get told ea's are really crap compared to eb and ed. and i ask why?
coz apparently fan belts squeek.

so i thought why not, he reckons ea's suk, so i take him for a spin in my ;) "carby ea on gas" the 4litre +t5 with exhaust stuck him in his seat, and "ИИИИ man thats the best ea i have ever been in" lmao

oh i was in so much pain from trying to keep the laughter in, just had to ring up mates and tell them about this 5speed animal ;)

MNM96 · 08-01-2006, 09:39 AM

Don't let random ****ers in your car!

niko · 08-01-2006, 11:34 AM

its an ea, if he steels it, its doing me a favour lol

niko · 08-01-2006, 11:41 AM

i also couldnt resist asking him whats it run quater mile, he goes never ran it, then he comments on its got the power but it takes abit to get off the line lol

-jjM- · 08-01-2006, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by niko

"ИИИИ man thats the best ea i have ever been in"

ur cars not an EA anymore niko lol

TuMor · 08-01-2006, 02:57 PM

Gotta love the ИИИИ dribblers sometimes. I had this bloke talking to me about his old mans torana, "yer mate its a v8 with a supercharged twin turbo, runs 8's bro."
I had him goin on for ages about this cars carbon fibre chassis and titanium pistons, could barely hold the laughter in.

The Monty · 08-01-2006, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TuMor

I had this bloke talking to me about his old mans torana, "yer mate its a v8 with a supercharged twin turbo,."

Is his dad Steve? (RDP)

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RavenLS1 · 08-01-2006, 03:05 PM

Ive heard a few people talking
about owning a "V6" AU.WTF!

awsome4.0 · 09-01-2006, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by THE_RAVEN

Ive heard a few people talking
about owning a "V6" AU.WTF!

saw one forsale thay must be a limited edition HAHAHAHAHA

AnthonyQLD · 12-01-2006, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by THE_RAVEN

Ive heard a few people talking
about owning a "V6" AU.WTF!

Yeah I get that alot too,

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RSgerry · 08-01-2006, 03:24 PM

I once came across someone who said he did 200kmh in a stock datsun 120Y....

wiggum_04 · 08-01-2006, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RSgerry

I once came across someone who said he did 200kmh in a stock datsun 120Y....

it will if u drop one from a plane lol

red_hotxr6 · 09-01-2006, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by RSgerry

I once came across someone who said he did 200kmh in a stock datsun 120Y....

He must of wound his windows up.lol

smciner1 · 09-01-2006, 04:35 PM

I guy who rekoned his Torana handled great with Ladder Bars.......

:lookedat:

niko · 09-01-2006, 01:06 AM

haha i heard the same thing, there must be somewere these ppl gather and share ridiculous stories, like this stok vb commo that had a worked v6 in it from factory...lol

Hunter · 09-01-2006, 01:14 AM

Ah yeah everyone has some story about a guy who's mate's best friend's dad's brother's wife's brother's uncle has a 'fully worked' <insert car> which can do stupidly insane speeds when in reality its an old VN with steel rims and a chopped springs.

dansedgli · 09-01-2006, 12:18 PM

I was at the drags in the EB late one friday night. Some guys were checking out the turbo setup at Macca's then one dude comes up to me telling me all about his EA and how awesome it was except it wasnt running right as the carby was not working properly. :P

TuMor · 09-01-2006, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dansedgli

I was at the drags in the EB late one friday night. Some guys were checking out the turbo setup at Macca's then one dude comes up to me telling me all about his EA and how awesome it was except it wasnt running right as the carby was not working properly. :P

lol carby ^_^

flappist · 09-01-2006, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TuMor

lol carby ^_^

There was a EA that had a carby, the 3.2 litre one.
It was a bit rare.......

Casper · 09-01-2006, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flappist

There was a EA that had a carby, the 3.2 litre one.
It was a bit rare.......

In which case the guy telling me all about his EA and how awesome was still full of septic tank filling agent.

EFFalcon · 09-01-2006, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by flappist

There was a EA that had a carby, the 3.2 litre one.
It was a bit rare.......

i can't tell if you're serious or not.
coz if u are, it wasnt a carby :P

NZ · 09-01-2006, 05:08 PM

Its amazing how many people will tell you their cars engine was worked up from the factory. I've heard ИИИИ like ' oh this fairlaine was bought new by a sales rep who was friends of the guy who runs tickford. the parts in this car arent nessisarially standard tickford parts' . There was a guy once who was telling me he owned a xr6t and he bought it new when they first come out (20 years old ths bloke was) so i askled where the car was 'oh its at my mates place, i got a pic on my phone' I asked if he had added the bonnet bulge, the gt kit, the gt wheels and painted it rapid. ' oh nah mate thats how i bought it' He obviusly didnt realise the pic he's taken was of a gt and the colour wasnt avalible at the BA launch lol.

niko · 09-01-2006, 05:45 PM

it was 4injectors short of a decent injection system

aimzes · 09-01-2006, 05:47 PM

the 327 in the old monaros was a chevy right? can someone confirm this before i say something stupid.

jcxr · 09-01-2006, 05:50 PM

Correct.

aimzes · 09-01-2006, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by jcxr

Correct.

lol thanks.

had a huge argumant with this bloke who reckoned the 327 in the old monaros was the largest australian made engine. this bloke used to corner me at parties and just talk crap. i think it was the only way he could really get me away from his girlfriend.

but i recently had a great convo with a bloke whos dad built fat57. this kid turns up at a party in a slammed 72 chevy pickup. had a good chat with him about cars and stuff, good bloke. turns out the ute he was driving round in was made up form bits and peices they had laying round. i was more than a little envious even though it was a chev.

Ryan · 09-01-2006, 05:52 PM

I hate the idiots who talk absolute sh*t and they have no idea what they're talking about.

Lucky for me I havent had to put up with morons talking crap about my car to my face. there was one time that a group of idiots in a Hilux were mouthing it off, they soon shut up when we told them it was a 5 speed that had been tuned up. lol

JG3282 · 11-01-2006, 12:41 PM

A time on Mirc was interesting
< nva l8 n a 308 > wats ur ride bro
< me > XF Falcon, soon to get turboed
< nva l8 n a 308 > bwahahahaha
< me > what's so funny
< nva l8 n a 308 > my vk commi 5 lita chops xe's ne time
< me > stands to reason a car with a V8 and less weight to carry will beat a tank with a six
< nva l8 n a 308 > them xe turbs at colder are cant even boost when they run a 10 then u can talk 2 me
< me > there's 4 of them that have run tens
< nva l8 n a 308 > as if they have
< me > they have billy 10.40, jase 10.43, john 10.80 and another one in queensland ran 10.3 a few years ago
< nva l8 n a 308 > as if they have
< me > you already said that
< nva l8 n a 308 > last time i saw them they couldn't get boost and were running 11s
< nva l8 n a 308 > they need huge turbs and nos and efi
< nva l8 n a 308 > get a vk commi, add a 286 cam, 4.11s, holley dp and run 10s all day
< me > need a bit more than that to run a ten
< nva l8 n a 308 > ur mama needs a bit more than that

Me: Why don't you put your ute on gas mate?
Bro-in-law: My mechanic told me that ute engines don't run as well on gas as sedan engines do.

Fully sik leb: R31 Skylines are sik moit cos they come out with da holden RB30 engine.

Guy I know: All Commodore from VB to VZ have Nissan engines in them.
Me: I'm no expert on Holdens mate but I reckon only the VL six cylinder engines were made by Nissan. The rest are either Holden or Chev.
Guy I know: You're wrong man, my cousin owns Holden and in 1977 he bought a 50% share in Nissan so he could use their engines.

Fully sik leb: My moits Vee Ell turboss ran 8 seconds on da street with da G-Tech bro. It hooks up betta with slicks down chapz cos Calder is ИИИИИ moit.

Chick I dated once: I did a nine second pass in my stock-ish 2.0 litre Pulsar.
Me: What track was that at and can I see your time slip?
Chick I dated once: Oh it was ages ago at this track that closed down and they asked for my time slip back cos it was the World record.

13 year old Dude from the USA chatting to my younger cousin on msn: Gary Myers shipped his Mustang over here to Dakota so he could chauffeur me to my prom.

Work experience kid: I was doing a driving lesson with my mates mum and she gave me head while I drove 180 k's in peak hour traffic down this piece of road.
*Note: Piece of road was Waverley Rd, Malvern. Notorious for being bumpy, making this story poorly researched for more than one reason

guy I know: Garth Tander is my dad!

guy on ICQ: that guy with the Torana that has the plates RUNRVS is my sister's boyfriend and he's a full on lebbo. I told him to get those plates cos they mean Run Revs!
Me: You sound very well connected
guy on ICQ: yeah I also know the guy with the Torana that has PROST6 number plates. he took me for a run in it and it did 8 seconds, then we cruised chapel. the numberplates stand for Alain Prost the F1 driver and the 6 cos its got a 6.0 litre V8 with a six stage NOS kit.
*Note: RUNRVS stands for "Are You Nervous." I know this cos it was my car. I'm not a lebo and my gf of the time did not have a brother. PROST6 was also mine and in fact was the same car with a different paint job and was not exactly street legal to cruise chapel. It had a six cylinder engine with no nitrous and ran 11.2, PROST6 stood for Pro Street 6

dude I used to work with: My Dad's Top Fuel dragster ran 3.78 seconds at 523 mph and he shut it off at 3/4 track.

same dude: I went to this guys house in Craigieburn today and he was rippin mad burnouts on his next door neighbours front lawn cos he's tuff and the nieghbour is too scared to call the cops.
me: really where abouts in Craigieburn cos I live there. it might be someone I know.
same dude: he lives at number 38 [blank] crescent. where do you live.
me: number 40 [blank] crescent!

bloke: my cars got 360 kW
me: at the wheels?
bloke: nar mate at the accelerator!

bludger: I ran my top fuel dragster at Calder last friday night
my mate: really? my mate takes photos out there and he might have taken some of your car.
bludger: ooohhh actually it was another friday night. there were no photographers there.
my mate: my mate is always there.
bludger: actually it wasn't Calder. I just remembered it was actually at Willowbank last sunday.

cronie: my leb mate's VL was factory fitted with a 3.8 litre V6 and it ran 10.7 at Calder last friday night but the readout boards weren't working and they couldn't give him a time slip cos the printer ran out of paper.

outback_ute · 11-01-2006, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by JG3282

cronie: my leb mate's VL was factory fitted with a 3.8 litre V6 and it ran 10.7 at Calder last friday night but the readout boards weren't working and they couldn't give him a time slip cos the printer ran out of paper.

I thought the dog ate it lol

AUSGTI · 11-01-2006, 01:02 PM

Ahahahahah, that was a crack up!! God there are some ИИИИИИИИИ losers out there

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