Aussie Male Weight Loss Program....

[killerjoolz]

TAKE IT OFF

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads,
"If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing
and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four
days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and
is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day
there's a knock at the door and
there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and he does his best,
but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with
him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers
that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in
years."

The next day there's a
knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your ar$e is mine."

He lost 63 pounds that week!!

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owned

[TEaaron]

Lmfao!

Pwnz0rd

[3vXT]

I think it was this guy...

[MITCHAY]

LMFAO : : :

[Duke]

Homo-hilarious.

Joolz, yours are the funniest jokes ever.

[killerjoolz]

Originally Posted by Duke

Homo-hilarious.

Joolz, yours are the funniest jokes ever.

Thanks...I do my best.....lol

[Campo81]

ROFL great

[Grechie]

haha funny stuff

[onfire]

lol, thats great.

[boss-290]

[wodahs]

mop up in my longe room

thats such a s!55er so funny

[ieatsports_cars]

lol that is so funny ! i need that programme i think lol ! where is thte number lol

[DJM83]

Lmfao

[DBourne]

haha that's gold!
although if he was a real aussie he woulda figured out the trick, called his mate robo, and on the 3rd day he runs her into the path of robos paddy wagon, happy endings follow

[Fev]

ive heard it before somewhere but its a timeless joke, and a very good one at that!

[Tribal]

Brilliant