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Old 09-08-2005, 03:50 PM   #1
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Default Anyone seen the new Bonds womens breifs ads

Just saw it last night and I must saw that the selection of dialled women on the ad is abso-bloody-freakin-lutely brilliant!

Every single one on the ad is great, and being an undies ad, you see lots of rear shots hahaha.

Just thought I'd mention it, as even the bonds website says, Keep an eye out for the Enchanted Forest themed ad. Great Ad. :


Thats all I could find of it, The website doent have the vid of the ad.

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Old 09-08-2005, 04:51 PM   #2
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i saw the end of it, mum was talking to me at the time - but i was fixated on the tele!!!
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Old 09-08-2005, 05:01 PM   #3
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Oh, the ad was for underwear? Gee, that bit was lost on me then.
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Settle petals. THESE ARE NOT REAL WOMEN. BARELY ANY WOMEN LOOK LIKE THIS IRL. THEY ARE ALL AIRBRUSHED AND/OR ANOREXIC... NOTHING TO HANG ONTO (if you get my meaning).

Get your penises back in your trousers :
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Is that the one where they all walk outside and set-up and a lounge room on the grass then perform lesbian acts, then then then.........................................yep i saw it _2:
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Boys (and girls) If you havent seen it, I suggest you keep an Eye out for it ;)
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Old 10-08-2005, 04:50 PM   #7
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Boys (and girls) If you havent seen it, I suggest you keep an Eye out for it ;)
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Are we talking about ads or penises now? If the former, I will, if the latter, well if you can take an eye out with it, you should get some sort of award.
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Settle petals. THESE ARE NOT REAL WOMEN. BARELY ANY WOMEN LOOK LIKE THIS IRL. THEY ARE ALL AIRBRUSHED AND/OR ANOREXIC... NOTHING TO HANG ONTO (if you get my meaning).

Get your penises back in your trousers :
thats what they say about women who do porn movies as well . i hope you are so wrong. .... could elaborate but like being a member of AFF so will not.
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Settle petals. THESE ARE NOT REAL WOMEN. BARELY ANY WOMEN LOOK LIKE THIS IRL. THEY ARE ALL AIRBRUSHED AND/OR ANOREXIC... NOTHING TO HANG ONTO (if you get my meaning).
back in my school days i used to know and were friends with a few models, and i can honestly say they were better looking without the makeup they had to wear! none were airbrushed or anorexic just naturally very beautiful girls.

do i sence jeolousy
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Old 10-08-2005, 06:40 PM   #10
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Settle petals. THESE ARE NOT REAL WOMEN. BARELY ANY WOMEN LOOK LIKE THIS IRL. THEY ARE ALL AIRBRUSHED AND/OR ANOREXIC... NOTHING TO HANG ONTO (if you get my meaning).
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Old 10-08-2005, 11:59 PM   #11
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Settle petals. THESE ARE NOT REAL WOMEN. BARELY ANY WOMEN LOOK LIKE THIS IRL. THEY ARE ALL AIRBRUSHED AND/OR ANOREXIC... NOTHING TO HANG ONTO (if you get my meaning).
lol i somewhat agree.. she's really hot but you don't need to look like a twig to be hot
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To quote queen for a moment.. "fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round" :evil_laug
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Old 11-08-2005, 08:08 AM   #12
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No I'm not really jealous, I suppose I would like to be thinner but not like that. A bit of a teeny belly, good cleavage (check), a bit of meat on the bones... that is nice to me. WOMANLY. Not lettuce-eating, throwing-up, makeup-ed, airbrushed, ribs-stick-out-more-than-my-breasts, my-head-is-devoid-of-interesting-conversation.

And as my hubby points out, he'd snap a woman like that in half. Ya gotta be able to have her take everything you give her... and bigger chicks can handle the momentum : *AHEM*, not that I would know anything about that

Troy, you obviously chose the right sister!
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i liked the old garnier adds with the chick sqeezing her ****, those these new bonds ones are nice as
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Old 09-08-2005, 07:52 PM   #14
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Sensational, aren't they! And what's even better is the way they **** off all the stuck up city chicks. You have a good perve at the ads on the passing busses, then glance around and see how many power p*ssies are shaking their heads with venom in their eyes! Hillarious! As for you Bindi, you obviously have never experienced the REALITY of BSR HQ...
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Sensational, aren't they! And what's even better is the way they **** off all the stuck up city chicks. You have a good perve at the ads on the passing busses, then glance around and see how many power p*ssies are shaking their heads with venom in their eyes! Hillarious!
yep couldnt agree more sparkles! the one near monash uni in melb has been spray painted over with some BS slogans...by one of those said chicks im guessing!
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Old 10-08-2005, 02:15 PM   #16
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Settle petals. THESE ARE NOT REAL WOMEN. BARELY ANY WOMEN LOOK LIKE THIS IRL. THEY ARE ALL AIRBRUSHED AND/OR ANOREXIC... NOTHING TO HANG ONTO (if you get my meaning).
Thats what fat chicks say...

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Thats what fat chicks say...

j/k *runs and hides*
Have to disagree with you there. My sister is a size 6 and when she sees ads with girls in undies and bra's etc her first words are usually.......... well I won't say as it may offend errrrrr skinny chicks : : _

But anyway, you get my point :P
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My sister is a size 6
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2. Does she like Fords?
3. Is she single?
4. Pix?
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4 questions:
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2. Does she like Fords?
3. Is she single?
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1) Yes
2) Yes she does now. (I've worked hard to get her to atleast aknowledge them lol)
3) No - she's got herself a nice greek boy _
4) Definately not without her permission and even then the answer would still be no lol

But I have a hot cousin though ..... ohhhhh but she's taken too, damm :P
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1) Yes
2) Yes she does now. (I've worked hard to get her to atleast aknowledge them lol)
3) No - she's got herself a nice greek boy _
4) Definately not without her permission and even then the answer would still be no lol

But I have a hot cousin though ..... ohhhhh but she's taken too, damm :P
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He dates a girl twice before screwing her brother :P
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4 questions:
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2. Does she like Fords?
3. Is she single?
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1. I guess so.
2. She thinks the CSX on her Toyata Carolla means it's a sports car. :
3. Yes, no one can put up with her. Her last boyfriend moved to the US!!
4. If you've been to BSR Headquaters you will have already seen her. :nutsycuck
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1. I guess so.
2. She thinks the CSX on her Toyata Carolla means it's a sports car. :
3. Yes, no one can put up with her. Her last boyfriend moved to the US!!
4. If you've been to BSR Headquaters you will have already seen her. :nutsycuck
Never been to BSR HQ.....
Toyata Carolla? Is that like a driftening Cammodore?
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4 questions:
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2. Does she like Fords?
3. Is she single?
4. Pix?
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I can answer these questions about LuvinmyEBs sister, seeing as I know her, and this will be from a male perspective...

1. Only if you like women who are so intelligent you'll quickly find yourself talking to a door instead of her, and you like women who are skin and bone with what wouldn't be much bigger then mozzie bites for breasts... In fact, I've met guys with bigger breasts then her. I guess some guys might find her attractive, but I don't, because she has an ugly soul. I don't like her one bit.

2. She doesn't have a clue about cars, she can't even drive a car with a manual gearbox and has written off several cars. I wouldn't let her within 100 meters of any car I cared about.

3. Apparently she is, but if you had to spend more then 5 minutes with her, you would be able to understand why.

4. Given that I can't stand her, obviously I won't have any pics of her. LOL
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Keep an eye out for the Enchanted Forest themed ad. Great Ad. :
Is that the one where all the girls are kinda floating around through the forest?
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ummmm.. I'll just shut up. :P
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Run! Its a Trap!
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Bahahaha! No trap. :

My sister is a size 6 and I'm 6-8 depending on the brand.

She (my sister) has done covers for magazines and there was no air brushing done at all. She's also worked at some of the places that AFF members like to frequent, a bit hard to do air brushing there. Although whoever invented the push up bra is making a lot of money. :hihi:

However there are some cases if the girls are a little bigger, duct tape gets used and lots of make up is up added (or the pictures are airbrushed) to give a thinner looking appearance. :voldar02:
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She (my sister) has done covers for magazines and there was no air brushing done at all. She's also worked at some of the places that AFF members like to frequent, a bit hard to do air brushing there. Although whoever invented the push up bra is making a lot of money. :hihi:
Same 4 questions!
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ok . dude . i didn't know that . just could see where the thread was going . it was becoming embarrassing . and desperate . grobble grobble. wasn't meant to offend. and am not into people sleazing on the forums. unless they are joking. so , it's all good.
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ok . dude . i didn't know that . just could see where the thread was going . it was becoming embarrassing . and desperate . grobble grobble. wasn't meant to offend. and am not into people sleazing on the forums. unless they are joking. so , it's all good.
Hehehe, don't worry, I didn't take it seriously, I got a laugh out of it
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