Funny Ford and other Bumper Stickers

ltd · 12-12-2005, 07:33 PM

Saw a bumper sticker today that almost had me in absolute tears. I'm not bashing here because I have seen some pretty funny ones from the other camp too, so here goes.

"God invented Holden so that d1ckheads wouldn't drive Ford"

Oh man that was funny. It got two drops kind of funny.

Has anyone else seen some funny car related bumper stickers?

RavenLS1 · 12-12-2005, 07:35 PM

My other car's a V8, hahahahahaha WHAT!

csv8 · 12-12-2005, 08:31 PM

Only Milk and Fruit Juice Come In Two Litres.

**Mechan1k** · 16-12-2005, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by csv8

Only Milk and Fruit Juice Come In Two Litres.

And it's fun when you are in a 2L car and absolutely annihilate the guy with the V8 with that sticker ... especially when you tell 'em that they got beaten by a bottle of juice.

That 5h1ts them off so bad.

THORNSPAWN · 16-12-2005, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by csv8

Only Milk and Fruit Juice Come In Two Litres.

Milk and Juice may come in 2 litres but cheap wine comes in 5 litres(tm)

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TuMor · 16-12-2005, 02:56 AM

On a family car's trailer packed with camping gear...
"Yes weve got the f#ing kitchen sink too!!"

On an XC Falcon...
"Holden means a great deal to korea"

On a chicks VL

"Is that a 2L? How cute..."

Grechie · 12-12-2005, 08:44 PM

ive seen on a bak of a panel van, "dont laugh ur daugher could be in here"

RavenLS1 · 12-12-2005, 08:46 PM

bumper stickers are gay

gmhdriver · 12-12-2005, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ltd

"God invented Holden so that d1ckheads wouldn't drive Ford"

Oh man that was funny. It got two drops kind of funny.

That saying has been around for donkeys years, in both forms (swap the brands around). It's funny but it's not that funny.

ltd · 12-12-2005, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by gmhdriver

That saying has been around for donkeys years, in both forms (swap the brands around). It's funny but it's not that funny.

You weren't there so how do you know how my brain reacted to the information and the actual severity of the impulses imparted that forced me to laugh?

Oh, and I made a mistake, it was "God made holden to keep d1ckheads out of fords" - Thats why it got two drops and not one.

Some other ones are

FCK, all that is missing is U
Lotto - A tax on those not good at math
My other car is a datsun 120Y

K_Man · 12-12-2005, 11:54 PM

Not quite a bumper sticker, but had me in stitches, there was a VL in Narre Warren with a massive sticker across the windscreen that said 'WINDSCREEN'

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cruiser · 13-12-2005, 12:05 AM

Best one I have seen is

"Bad sex is better than a good days work"

chief · 12-12-2005, 09:11 PM

This is a Ford courtesy. Around here you can here the Holdens Rusting.

Insured by the Mafia, you hit me - we hit you.

My other toy has t|ts.

(On a massive 4X4) Dont follow me. You wont make it.

I would push my Ford than drive a Holden

A$$, Grass or beer. Either way your paying, noone gets a free ride.

Racecraft · 12-12-2005, 09:14 PM

Not a Ford/Holden one but the best bumper sticker I've ever seen was on an old dunga HiAce van

"Go Braless, it'll pull the wrinkles from your face"

kenz · 12-12-2005, 09:29 PM

if your not a hemroid then get off my a$$

RavenLS1 · 12-12-2005, 09:22 PM

on a nissan patrol " toyota recovery vehicle. (and vise versa)

SSBUB · 12-12-2005, 10:04 PM

come any closer and ill flick a booger on yer windscreen
I hear voices....and they dont like you
Horn broken, watch for finger
Keep honking, im reloading

Steve · 13-12-2005, 01:23 AM

"Bill Posters is innocent"

vztrt · 13-12-2005, 01:37 AM

Saw an AU XR8 ute with "Crackwhore Racing" on the back window

And on an EB falcon was a "HSV - I just want one" sticker.

WizBang · 13-12-2005, 12:51 PM

On a logging trucks Bullbar
If you don't like logging then try plastic toilet paper

MYVYSS · 13-12-2005, 12:57 PM

On a BMW "Sponsored by Centrelink"

Steve D · 13-12-2005, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MYVYSS

On a BMW "Sponsored by Centrelink"

A firend of mine's got that one on his Silvia. I reckon it's just inviting agnst!

I like the 'Get in, sit down, shut up and hang on' when, instead of a hot Ford or the like, it's on, say, a Toyota Carolla. Changes the meaning completely!

**Peuty** · 13-12-2005, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve D

I like the 'Get in, sit down, shut up and hang on'

I saw one on an old Kombi that was similar.

it said "Get out, shut up, and start pushing"

gmhdriver · 13-12-2005, 11:18 PM

I found this hillarious the first time I saw one.

Doogstar · 16-12-2005, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by gmhdriver

I found this hillarious the first time I saw one.

Saw a yellow sign like that one, "Warning, no children aboard"

gozza · 13-12-2005, 01:33 PM

my dads tells me the ******** one eveyday lol

gozza · 13-12-2005, 01:36 PM

i like the frequently sideways one

TheSneakiness · 13-12-2005, 01:38 PM

Saw one Saturday on a Mazda 626 hatch...

"Wooz Wooz"

Instead of Zoom Zoom...

masters24 · 13-12-2005, 02:46 PM

My bro made this for his ex-girlfriend, she drove a 323 with bright pink seat covers and stearing wheel cover...

"Don't Laugh, It's Paid For"

XR Davo · 13-12-2005, 03:09 PM

Funniest one I ever saw was on back of a ute in really tiny type it said: " If you can read this you're a f***ing legend"