Funny things you have said to your gf

25-02-2005, 02:32 PM

Last night we were driving i was commenting how good she looked. and then with out thinking i said the following to her.

"looking at ur boobs is just as good as looking at ur face, u should b happy im looking at u"

lol now im copping it real bad. has anyone else said funny things like this

champsky · 25-02-2005, 02:39 PM

hahahahaha i dont think ive said anything like that as of yet...but im still young so theres hope for me yet hahaha

25-02-2005, 02:45 PM

ahhaah i didnt realise what i said till it was too late. LOL

Hawk · 25-02-2005, 03:08 PM

It would help if I had a GirlFriend!

/me goes to the corner and cries.

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:P

champsky · 25-02-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawk

It would help if I had a GirlFriend!

/me goes to the corner and cries.

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:P

what about the imaginary G/F :P

or did she run of with the imaginary mobile :hihi:

Hotwire · 25-02-2005, 03:40 PM

Never said it, but will always remember the immortal words of Andrew Dyce Clay (Star of The Adventures of Ford Fairlane) in a standup comedy tape of his:

Wife:
"Why do you always have to make love to me from behind."
"Dont you like to look at my face when you make love to me?"

Andrew Dyce Clay:
"I dunno, your face, your a$$, what's the difference!"
"I can stick my dick in either one just get it done!!"

:newangel:

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**edit: I'll probably get flamed by the women for this one

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carratt · 25-02-2005, 04:11 PM

the thing that got the worst reaction ever out of my GF is "your just like your mother". That one drives em nuts for some reason

DivHunter · 25-02-2005, 04:31 PM

'hey I don't **** at work!'

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RED_EL_XR8 · 25-02-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Fairmont99

'hey I don't **** at work!'

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And that is excellant advice for any budding Tram conductors, TV Hosts, snake handlers and methodist ministers...

Feathers · 25-02-2005, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Fairmont99

'hey I don't **** at work!'

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Though I personally preferred:
'How inconvenient.
With a large amount of shopping in my hands my pants fell down.'

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25-02-2005, 04:56 PM

LOL funny stuff

Psycho Chicken · 25-02-2005, 05:03 PM

We stopped off at Shell to get etags and such before the August Heathcote day. GF walks out with a pie, a drink, chips, some other stuff.

"What the hell are you doing, nobody likes a podgy girlfriend!"

I've probably said way more, but that one stands out.

bindi · 25-02-2005, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Psycho Chicken

We stopped off at Shell to get etags and such before the August Heathcote day. GF walks out with a pie, a drink, chips, some other stuff.

"What the hell are you doing, nobody likes a podgy girlfriend!"

I've probably said way more, but that one stands out.

Oh god, and she's still WITH YOU???!!!

Psycho Chicken · 25-02-2005, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by bindi

Oh god, and she's still WITH YOU???!!!

She's been stuck in the car ever since and there's no way I'm cutting the b piller out so she can fit out.

/hides

XR8GRL · 25-02-2005, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Psycho Chicken

She's been stuck in the car ever since and there's no way I'm cutting the b piller out so she can fit out.

/hides

You're very lucky that she's still with you, for that comment on page 1 and everything else you've said about her. I would've taken a baseball bat to you already :voldar02:

Psycho Chicken · 26-02-2005, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by XRGirl

You're very lucky that she's still with you, for that comment on page 1 and everything else you've said about her. I would've taken a baseball bat to you already :voldar02:

Don't worry, I get just as much as I give. Our friends think we're weird and find it funny at the same time, but it's just us, it's who we are and I love it.

25-02-2005, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Psycho Chicken

We stopped off at Shell to get etags and such before the August Heathcote day. GF walks out with a pie, a drink, chips, some other stuff.

"What the hell are you doing, nobody likes a podgy girlfriend!"

I've probably said way more, but that one stands out.

ahahahah that is a classic , did you get

: afterwoulds

Thanatos · 25-02-2005, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Psycho Chicken

We stopped off at Shell to get etags and such before the August Heathcote day. GF walks out with a pie, a drink, chips, some other stuff.

"What the hell are you doing, nobody likes a podgy girlfriend!"

I've probably said way more, but that one stands out.

Hahahahahaha! I remember that! The look on her face was brilliant! lmao!

EFFalcon · 25-02-2005, 05:05 PM

so thats why u used to much fuel to get up and back rob?

GreenMachine · 25-02-2005, 05:18 PM

So what I meant to say was "I love you darling, I'm sorry I'm late, just having a little car trouble, but I'll be there as soon as I can"

What I actually said was "Well f*ck you then, you moody bitch!" and hung up.

Best moment of my life.

champsky · 25-02-2005, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenMachine

So what I meant to say was "I love you darling, I'm sorry I'm late, just having a little car trouble, but I'll be there as soon as I can"

What I actually said was "Well f*ck you then, you moody bitch!" and hung up.

Best moment of my life.

GreenMachine · 25-02-2005, 05:31 PM

You probably think I'm joking!!!

BlueRaven · 25-02-2005, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenMachine

You probably think I'm joking!!!

I Don't

FordFan86 · 26-02-2005, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueRaven

I Don't

Me Neither ;)

Casper · 26-02-2005, 10:15 AM

So many things.. none of which I'm going to post here.

Dez · 26-02-2005, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Casper

So many things.. none of which I'm going to post here.

i must have missed something with this fish and the whole washing the car thing....

seen it many times, and it still makes no sense

82falcon · 25-02-2005, 05:32 PM

Have heard this line, but dont have the courage to say it:

gf:"Do these pants make my bum look big?"
bf:"No, your fat **** makes your bum look big"

xdc351 · 25-02-2005, 05:40 PM

We were in the supermarket one night and my g/f was nagging about something I was doing. I smacked her on the butt and said "shut up bitch, your better seen not heard"... she knew exactly what I was talking about because it was only 2 days after we'd seen South Park the movie.... but the older lady watching nearly had a heart attack!

Another time we were in bunnings and they didn't have exact dog kennel she wanted, so I said "what we'll do is go to the wood dept, buy some wood, then you can build a bridge and get over it"... the next thing we hear is the guy in the next isle start laughing his head off. Classic!

Psycho Chicken · 25-02-2005, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by xdc351

Another time we were in bunnings and they didn't have exact dog kennel she wanted, so I said "what we'll do is go to the wood dept, buy some wood, then you can build a bridge and get over it"... the next thing we hear is the guy in the next isle start laughing his head off. Classic!

BWA HAHAHAHA I'm laughing just thinking about it!!!

Dez · 25-02-2005, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by xdc351

Another time we were in bunnings and they didn't have exact dog kennel she wanted, so I said "what we'll do is go to the wood dept, buy some wood, then you can build a bridge and get over it"... the next thing we hear is the guy in the next isle start laughing his head off. Classic!

HAHAHHAH THATS GOLD MAN! I WOULDA ****ED MYSELF!