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Old 02-11-2006, 06:33 PM   #1
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Default Question: What is a bastard exactly?
Quite often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like,
“What is a bastard?”


And we wax philosophic with metaphysical postulations, incomplete aphorisms, and inconsistent sophisms that make one more and more sure that the only true thing is that a picture is worth a thousand words.


In this photo, the guy on the right is a member of a bomb squad in the middle of a deactivation.


The guy behind him, well, he's a bastard.


Sorry if the pics a bit screwed... I had to rip it from a word doco and upload it, big day = mental blank.
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Old 02-11-2006, 06:35 PM   #2
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no, he isnt a bastard......he's the funny guy.
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Old 02-11-2006, 06:37 PM   #3
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with a death wish.
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Old 02-11-2006, 06:48 PM   #4
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Classic.....
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Old 02-11-2006, 06:58 PM   #5
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hehehe thats gold!
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Old 02-11-2006, 07:03 PM   #6
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ur a dull boy... haha funny though
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Old 02-11-2006, 07:06 PM   #7
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He not real bastard.. I nuke you!
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Old 02-11-2006, 07:15 PM   #8
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hahaha classic
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Old 02-11-2006, 09:27 PM   #9
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He not real bastard.. I nuke you!

Stop posting pictures of sourbastard
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Old 02-11-2006, 07:07 PM   #10
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Haha, i dont know how many times ive seen that pic.

But you know what?

That preamble made it 10 times funnier!!!
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Old 02-11-2006, 10:18 PM   #11
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Quite often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like,
“What is a bastard?”


And we wax philosophic with metaphysical postulations, incomplete aphorisms, and inconsistent sophisms that make one more and more sure that the only true thing is that a picture is worth a thousand words.


In this photo, the guy on the right is a member of a bomb squad in the middle of a deactivation.


The guy behind him, well, he's a bastard.














































































































































































































































































































































































Sorry if the pics a bit screwed... I had to rip it from a word doco and upload it, big day = mental blank.
Tame he would'nt hear it..now as for me I'm a black bastard...think about it.
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Old 02-11-2006, 10:20 PM   #12
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Yup, he's a bastard, and I'll bet it would be a bastard to clean those jocks afterwards!
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Old 03-11-2006, 12:31 AM   #13
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Funny. As if he'd hear it though, lol.
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Old 03-11-2006, 09:49 AM   #14
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lol the guys hand looks like the Grim reapers hand with only the Skeloton...... lol.
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