get yourself a piece of Korean Motoring History

classic XT · 21-04-2007, 10:13 PM

Gotta love it......

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI....m=260110277344

apolloxbgt · 21-04-2007, 10:38 PM

LOL,that's gold.

The only thing that worrys me is why are you looking at an 1991 excel????

Force6 · 21-04-2007, 10:42 PM

Love the 'additional aftermarket features'. I can see this car setting a new auction record.

Spicey · 21-04-2007, 10:44 PM

Hahaha! Good find!

pertuan · 21-04-2007, 10:41 PM

HAHAHAH! AWESOME!

I like the disclaimer he puts at the end.

classic XT · 22-04-2007, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by pertuan

HAHAHAH! AWESOME!

I like the disclaimer he puts at the end.

Why would anyone doubt him?........haha

robjh80 · 22-04-2007, 09:03 AM

Very good, loved this line

"Front and Rear Parking Sensors - commonly called bumper bars"

dishpig · 22-04-2007, 09:28 AM

I must have that car. It's in my area too. :sm_drool: :sm_drool: :sm_drool:

GXL078 · 22-04-2007, 12:35 PM

Christ, It's got power windows AND a sunroof, which that $800K Phase 3 doesn't!

fou_bleu · 22-04-2007, 12:50 PM

TOPS!!! roflol!

Cruise · 22-04-2007, 06:20 PM

so any one put a bid on lol

Ryan · 22-04-2007, 06:28 PM

That's it. Going to buy a 91 Excel now. It's persuaded me to buy one, because of the "Fulli ***" value. ***Rolls eyes***

EDIT- Why is s.i.k/s.i.c.k blocked by the word filter?

AC/DC · 22-04-2007, 06:33 PM

ITs a DEAL !

uranium_death · 22-04-2007, 06:38 PM

That was very good.

The rustmaster leakomatic roof sounds impressive.

AU dude · 22-04-2007, 06:43 PM

thats hilarious! damn, its got more options than my car...

XR.1967 · 22-04-2007, 07:26 PM

Pay that... That is gold...

dishpig · 22-04-2007, 11:26 PM

If I sell my washing machine and dryer this weeekend I'm ganna buy it and have some fun :eclipsee_

XR8-260 · 23-04-2007, 12:47 AM

Lol I love this bit:

"Traction Control - not enough power to spin the wheels even on an ice rink
Cruise Control - keep your foot on the accelerator pedal at the same spot
Full navigation system - I will throw in a street directroy
Anti lock brakes - similar to cruise control above just dont press too hard on the middle pedal
Dual Zone Climate Control - inside and outside. And yes they are both climates!
Front and Rear Parking Sensors - commonly called bumper bars"

flukey77 · 23-04-2007, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3

Lol I love this bit:

"Traction Control - not enough power to spin the wheels even on an ice rink
Cruise Control - keep your foot on the accelerator pedal at the same spot
Full navigation system - I will throw in a street directroy
Anti lock brakes - similar to cruise control above just dont press too hard on the middle pedal
Dual Zone Climate Control - inside and outside. And yes they are both climates!
Front and Rear Parking Sensors - commonly called bumper bars"

hahahahahahaha, yeh, i'll pay that, gold!

El_Poochino · 23-04-2007, 03:18 PM

Before it dissapears.

Quote:

Hyundai Excel 1991 Fully Sick Chick Magnet!!!!!!!!!!

Do you have trouble meeting people??

Cant get ladies to look at you twice?

Well now your problems are solved!!

This fully sick 1991 Hyundai Excel has the street appeal to make you popular with everyone!

I need to sell it because im getting married soon and the missus is sick of all the female attention i get when i drive this car (hence the reason its unregistered) so it is regrettably up for sale.

With such high performance features as Crapola Bubbletint window tinting, Pimp-my-ride 13" alloy wheels, Rustmaster Leakomatic sunroof with upgraded silicon infusion technology and yes wait for it!!!! - bogstock cassette player for profound levels of bass and musical clarity.

Additional aftermarket features bring the level of appointment of this mean machine up to the equipment level of many of todays luxury cars

Traction Control - not enough power to spin the wheels even on an ice rink
Cruise Control - keep your foot on the accelerator pedal at the same spot
Full navigation system - I will throw in a street directroy
Anti lock brakes - similar to cruise control above just dont press too hard on the middle pedal
Dual Zone Climate Control - inside and outside. And yes they are both climates!
Front and Rear Parking Sensors - commonly called bumper bars
Driving down the road in this baby is a surreal experience. Having stunning ladies (and even some guys!!!) asking if they can come for a ride can get quite annoying when it happens every 100m. Some of the famous ladies who I have said no to a ride in this car are:

Claudia Schiffer
Mischa Barton
Lindsay Lohan
Paris (yes I know - im the only one to turn her down for anything!)
Every cheerleader for every NRL football team
The list goes on and on I dont have time to put them all here. Also to any ladies interested in the car dont worry - there are plenty of men who have thrown themselves at me in this car but I didnt want to go into too much detail about that here.....

Suffice to say that this car makes those Lynx deodorant ads look like a nun convention, so get your hands on this road weapon and start meeting new, famous and sexy people straight away. Forget the internet dating websites!!!! This car is much more effective.

So get bidding and get yourself a piece of Korean Motoring History

Call me on ******** if you have any questions or want to take a look at the car

*Please note some of the abovementioned features and comments may be embellished with artistic license and may or not be factual.

The car is sold in unregistered as-is condition and has EFI,5 speed manul, Power Windows, Central Locking, Sunroof and Mags.

The car runs, blows a little bit of smoke and probably needs a few things done to it to get it roadworthy (removing window tint and repair of the exhaust last time I went to get a safety certificate.) but its cheap and it goes.

That's a good one.