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09-09-2005, 06:34 AM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Blue Mountains, NSW
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Hi all,
Oldie but a goodie. Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had the greatest skill. The first began: "Three years ago, I reattached seven fingers on a pianist. He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England." The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car accident. All his arms and legs were severed from his body. Two years after I reattached them, he won three gold medals for field events in the Olympics." The third said: "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was high on cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a Santa Fe freight train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to work with was the horse's *** and a ten gallon hat... Last year he became president of the United States."
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09-09-2005, 11:29 AM
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No longer driving a Ford.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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Hahahaha good one!
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09-09-2005, 12:36 PM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Blue Mountains, NSW
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Hehehehehe... this email joke sums me up
 A new scam is being pulled mainly on women who are past the age of giving a running pursuit. What happens is that when the intended victim stops at a red light, an almost NUDE, good looking, tanned, muscled young man comes up to her car and pretends to wash the windshield. While he is doing this, another young, handsome athletic man opens the back door of the car, jumps in and insists the woman drive off with him to some lonely spot, where he has his way with her. They are very good at this. They got me three times Friday and five times Saturday. I couldn't find them on Sunday.
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09-09-2005, 12:39 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Sydney
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Hehehe, that's brilliant.
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