Do you get these headaches?

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The doctor said, "James, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,
which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure
creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to
remove the testicles."
James was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to
live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the
hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years,but he felt
like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the
street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new
beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought,
"That's what I need... a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's
see... size 92 regular." James laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
James tried on the suit.. it fit perfectly. As James admired himself
in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" James thought for a
moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed James and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
James was surprised, That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years."
James tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.
James walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked," How about some new underwear?"
James thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."
James laughed, "Ah ha! I got you; I've worn a size 34
since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size
34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."


New suit - $400


New shirt - $36


New underwear - $6


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