Thurs funny (naughty)

[Charliewool]

Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, & a biker, were sitting in a bar talking
over a few drinks. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said, "You
know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring & a
new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at
least she will like the Mercedes, & she will know that I love her."
After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last
anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls & a trip to the
Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she
would have enjoyed the trip, & she would have known that I loved her."
The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, & said, "Yeah, well for my
anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt & a vibrator. I figured if she
didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f**k herself."