Geez! I hate that!

[Spurious]

Is it just me or is coles slogan "prices are down" absolute boosheet.
All I see is prices going up...I'm not getting paid any extra at work though 'eh!

All coles brand...
tomato sauce up,
margarine up,
fly spray up,
sausages up,
devon up,
coffee up,
deli meat up,
fruit & veg up,
1kg SUGAR DOWN.....WOOOHOOO,
meat pies up....D'OH!!!
cheese up....DAMMIT!!!

Why don't they just have a huge guy stand at the front of the store, & when you finish shopping he can flip you & shake sh-t out of you to make money fall out!!!