Joke of the day

[RspecAU]

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone in heaven".

Arthur thought about it for a minutes and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the throne room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of women?

God said, "Yes."

"Well said Arthur, " porfessional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

Theres to much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion, It chatters constantly at high speeds.

Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust, and finally, the maintenance costs are outragous."

"Hmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God. "Hold on."

God went to his celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well it may be true that my invention is flawed. "God said to Arthur, " But according to these numbers. more men are riding my invention then yours".