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3 surgeons were sitting around in a pub discussing their most impressive work.
The Englishman said "I had a patient got caught in a combine harvester - all they could drag out was a finger. I took that finger and built a hand for it. Attached that hand to an arm and the arm to a whole new body. The fellow fully recovered and when he went back to work he was so efficient he put 5 men out of work". The Russian said "I had a patient who was incinerated in a nuclear reactor. All I got to work from was a hair from his head. To that I attached more hair, a head and I put that head on a whole new body which I built myself. The operation took 36 hours straight. That fellow recovered and went back to work and he was so efficient he put 20 men out of work". The American said "a few years back, I took a fart, wrapped an ******** around it and called it George Bush. He was so damned efficient he put the whole county out of work".
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