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Old 11-04-2005, 02:09 PM   #91
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LOL, I take it you didnt get good luvvin that night...at least not from her

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mines cut i brought a fairmont ghia, she said you will treat the car better than you treat me.

I said, i dont see how anyone could be more spoit than how i spoil you.

they all have issues with cars. secretly they know we like cars better lol
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Old 11-04-2005, 04:45 PM   #92
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Ive said babe, you would be so much hotter if you were nicer.

Fireworks went off. hahaha
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Old 12-04-2005, 02:30 PM   #93
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"Your sisters breasts are much firmer than yours honey!"

Just jokes :hihi: I value my family jewels too much to say that...
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Old 12-04-2005, 02:32 PM   #94
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they all have issues with cars. secretly they know we like cars better lol
Not all of us women have issues with cars.
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Old 12-04-2005, 02:49 PM   #95
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"Your sisters breasts are much firmer than yours honey!"

Just jokes :hihi: I value my family jewels too much to say that...
You wouldn't say it but you think it don't ya....
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Old 12-04-2005, 03:04 PM   #96
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When my then g/f and I used to walk hand in hand with the car keys in there too I used to squeeze her hand and say "my two great loves" : she must have understood cos we've been married 23 years now and I don't have to say it she knows it. But I still tell her I love her. :
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Old 12-04-2005, 04:25 PM   #97
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You wouldn't say it but you think it don't ya....
Well you're lucky I don't have a sister then, aren't you : :gren:
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Old 12-04-2005, 04:33 PM   #98
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Not all of us women have issues with cars.
Yep, that's true, sometimes we're the ones with the issues. I say to hubby "oh I wanna do this and that to the EA when I get my hot little hands on it" and he looks at me like I'm an alien!
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Old 12-04-2005, 04:39 PM   #99
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One thing i said to my ex, not the reason we broke up though...

We had been together when we were younger and i knew she had a little sister but when we got back together a couple of years later she was living out of home. We went to her mum and dads one day and her 17yo sister was there. On the way home i was like "Wow Jess got hot". The look was enough to blast the flesh from my bones. Somehow both the older sisters are short, brown hair, pale skin and small boobs but the youngest sister is taller, tanned skin, blondish hair and already bigger boobs than both her sisters. If she didnt look alot like her dad there would be some questions asked!
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Old 12-04-2005, 05:40 PM   #100
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During my wifes first labour I blurted out "So what are you cooking for dinner tonight?" and during the second one I said "You know Muslim women arent allowed to make noise during labour?" lmao.... both times were ****funny and the look I got from the midwife was both scary and priceless.
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Old 12-04-2005, 06:28 PM   #101
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HAHAHAHAHAHA gotta remember to do something similar!
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Old 12-04-2005, 07:17 PM   #102
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During my wifes first labour I blurted out "So what are you cooking for dinner tonight?" and during the second one I said "You know Muslim women arent allowed to make noise during labour?" lmao.... both times were ****funny and the look I got from the midwife was both scary and priceless.
those would be up there with the best so far!
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:17 PM   #103
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Misses says to me "you always spend more time with your cars than me"
To which I replyed "I don't need an instruction manual for them I always know whats wrong with them" she's getting used to sharing me with my cars

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