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Old 03-05-2005, 03:41 PM   #1
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Only a quarter of the billion condoms made in India each year are used
for sex. Most of the others are used to make saris, toys and bathroom
slippers, reports The Economic Times. Sari weavers place condoms on
spools so the lubricant rubs off on the thread, making it move faster
through their machines. Sari makers also use condom lubricant to
polish gold and silver threads used in traditional clothing for Indian
women.


quote "No wonder there are so many bloody Indians in the world, they aren't
using those poor condoms for their intended purpose!"
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Old 03-05-2005, 05:18 PM   #2
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Only a quarter of the billion condoms made in India each year are used
for sex. Most of the others are used to make saris, toys and bathroom
slippers, reports The Economic Times. Sari weavers place condoms on
spools so the lubricant rubs off on the thread, making it move faster
through their machines. Sari makers also use condom lubricant to
polish gold and silver threads used in traditional clothing for Indian
women.


quote "No wonder there are so many bloody Indians in the world, they aren't
using those poor condoms for their intended purpose!"
why dont they just buy the lube???
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Old 03-05-2005, 05:21 PM   #3
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why dont they just buy the lube???
I was thinking the same thing, they could have stawberry flavoured Sari's or even glow in the dark. LOL!
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Old 03-05-2005, 05:25 PM   #4
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mayb the way the apply the lube with the use of a conveiniently shaped product with only as much lube as they need. imagine the cost if they over squirted the stuff!!
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