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Old 15-08-2005, 10:22 PM   #1
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...thAugust05.jpg

FF86 pointed this out to me... and it took me a good 5 minutes to see what was "wrong" with this picture! :

I wanna take her home to meet my mommy :P (note intentional spelling for added effect)

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Old 15-08-2005, 10:24 PM   #2
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Bwahahahahaha... no wonder she's smiling... nocturnal happenings at that house would be very interesting.
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Old 15-08-2005, 10:25 PM   #3
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-Dave- says:
what's with the pic dude?
Jimbo says:
look closer at the bed psot in the picture..
-Dave- says:
I am not seeing anything odd...
Jimbo says:
u suck
Jimbo says:
bottom left on the post
-Dave- says:
it looks slightly bent
-Dave- says:
bottom left...
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yeah there's a little metal clasp or something
Jimbo says:
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Jeez D4V3 your a tad slow tonight... :P
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Old 15-08-2005, 10:32 PM   #4
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All I get is a blank white screen?

Or is that the joke?
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Old 15-08-2005, 10:33 PM   #5
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All I get is a blank white screen?

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Old 15-08-2005, 10:33 PM   #6
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ROFL. hahahaha. gold.
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Old 15-08-2005, 10:56 PM   #7
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Took me a while! I was picking my way through the text!
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Old 15-08-2005, 11:01 PM   #8
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Old 15-08-2005, 11:12 PM   #9
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hahah still makes me laugh, busted big time! hehehehe....
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Old 15-08-2005, 11:17 PM   #10
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hehehe classy..
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Old 15-08-2005, 11:21 PM   #11
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the perfect woman . into toys . and too dumb to remove the cuffs when the media comes over.
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Old 15-08-2005, 11:21 PM   #12
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This was on the ABC Media Watch, she is very pregnant and according to MW the photographer framed her.
http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/tra...s/s1437610.htm
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Old 15-08-2005, 11:28 PM   #13
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Lol kinky eh. Nothing wrong with that. I didnt even notice it until someone implied the bed post. Still if she didnt want anyone to know they shouldnt of been there. I wonder if shes had any trouble gettn rid of it lol.
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Old 15-08-2005, 11:34 PM   #14
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Lol kinky eh. Nothing wrong with that. I didnt even notice it until someone implied the bed post. Still if she didnt want anyone to know they shouldnt of been there. I wonder if shes had any trouble gettn rid of it lol.
She was getting so many phone calls she had to change her number :
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Old 15-08-2005, 11:45 PM   #15
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Yep took me ages to find it, I read the story a couple of times then saw the cuffs and well... it is nearly midnight i guess
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Old 15-08-2005, 11:49 PM   #16
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lol that sucks. Funny as but!!
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lucky you couldnt see the draws under the bed as they were ful of toys What a ****!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE GOT HER NUMBER
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Old 16-08-2005, 12:34 AM   #18
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Comments like that are not very family friendly GRNKPR, please keep it a little more civil!!!!
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Old 16-08-2005, 01:12 AM   #19
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Reminds me of a pic where a guy was sitting (nicely) on the bed with his girlfriend. To the side of the bed was a big tub of "Anal Lube" according to the prominent label. Bet Mum and Dad would treasure that photo!
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Old 16-08-2005, 06:49 AM   #20
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lucky you couldnt see the draws under the bed as they were ful of toys What a **** !!!!!!!!!! ANYONE GOT HER NUMBER
OY! Keep a civil tongue in your head boy!

Did you ever notice how there is no male equivalent for that word? It gets me so shirty I go feral. She is not a slut if she likes sex. Simple. Nobody is. It is a word that should be eradicated from our language. Used by churches for centuries to keep women in line and demean them for not conforming to religion.

Use it again and I'll kick your ****.

And now, back on topic. Loved the pic, took me a while to realise what was wrong!
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Old 16-08-2005, 07:14 AM   #21
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I thought it was an SA thing til I read the third post down.

Heh, heh, heh. Likes it that way, me thinks.
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Old 16-08-2005, 07:38 AM   #22
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Bwahahahahahahaha! that is F***ing hilarious! Hahahahahahahahaha!
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Old 16-08-2005, 11:01 AM   #23
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Maybe her other half is a cop or a security guard or maybe not.
Bahahahahaha! :evil_laug
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Old 16-08-2005, 11:14 AM   #24
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Took a while but saw it in the end. Hehe that's great.

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Lol kinky eh. Nothing wrong with that. I didnt even notice it until someone implied the bed post. Still if she didnt want anyone to know they shouldnt of been there. I wonder if shes had any trouble gettn rid of it lol.
She should sell them (free advertising afterall).. She'd probably make a fourtune. I don't see what she's crying about.
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Old 16-08-2005, 11:34 AM   #25
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Hahahaha! Thats gold.
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Jimbo says:
bottom left on the post
-Dave- says:
it looks slightly bent
-Dave- says:
bottom left...
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yeah there's a little metal clasp or something
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you the nail on the head an u still didnt get it lol ahhh brilliant
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Old 16-08-2005, 02:06 PM   #27
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And the gimp is in the box at the end of the bed.
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Old 16-08-2005, 02:35 PM   #28
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gimp???????
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Old 16-08-2005, 02:39 PM   #29
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Hehe, not seen Pulp Fiction?
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Old 16-08-2005, 03:05 PM   #30
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Hahaha, that's brilliant.

Trust the Advertiser to run it.
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