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Old 14-11-2007, 09:49 AM   #1
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Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.
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Old 14-11-2007, 09:53 AM   #2
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That is a cracker!!!

I love the last bit about - "My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis."

He must be a very special "tuner"
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There is one out there of some guy who recon's he got his mum pregnant, that was pretty funny - for all the wrong reasons.

There was also another who had a small blemish in his paint, asked for advice on what to do and someone jokingly told him to use a very coarse sandpaper on the panel - which of course he did do.
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So does it give you extra power in a Honda ?
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Is this for real, I did not laugh, my jaw was on the desk......
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Old 14-11-2007, 10:26 AM   #8
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: one of the funniest things i have read for a while
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He could use the same method to remove his earwax, all he'd need is a hairdryer near his other ear.

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Old 14-11-2007, 10:54 AM   #11
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Without a doubt a troll post
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just a humour seeker i think.
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Old 14-11-2007, 11:17 AM   #13
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Well i got a good laugh out of it!!
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Old 14-11-2007, 12:06 PM   #14
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Yep it's pretty funny It's also been posted a few times already now just to name a few (one as mentioned by Rapid_Axe a few posts back):

http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11198243

http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11198053

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Old 14-11-2007, 07:01 PM   #15
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Come on, this has been posted twice already.

Let's get original...please!

But it was a good laugh.

Some people should stick to Barbie Dolls.
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Apart from being reposted several times before, it's an obvious goof. No-one is that stupid.
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