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Old 23-08-2007, 07:36 PM   #1
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Default Custody And Divorce

Divorce and Pepsi
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A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
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The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
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After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
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Don't laugh, he won!

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Old 23-08-2007, 08:10 PM   #2
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Good one! :
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Old 23-08-2007, 08:21 PM   #3
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Haha, that guy should get his own TV show
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Old 23-08-2007, 08:34 PM   #4
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Haha, that guy should get his own TV show
No...too much of a good thing can make a good thing bad.

Let him hang his hat on that.
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Old 24-08-2007, 12:54 AM   #5
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funny one
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Old 24-08-2007, 07:21 AM   #6
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ROFL classic
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Holden made the decision to make thier utes for pretty boys years ago. Wannabe tradesman drive them. If my son came home and told me he bought a holden ute I would struggle to come to grips with the fact he is a homosexual.
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Old 24-08-2007, 08:58 AM   #7
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Lol, not bad at all!!
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Old 24-08-2007, 01:19 PM   #8
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I like that.
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Old 24-08-2007, 02:34 PM   #9
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hehehe nice!
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Old 24-08-2007, 03:04 PM   #10
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Ah hahaha :
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Old 24-08-2007, 03:51 PM   #11
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