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Old 13-02-2006, 02:21 PM   #1
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Default Not everyone has a good Valentines Day

I hope none of the beautiful forum females don't get any of these tomorrow

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY : TO EVERYONE :


1. Thought that I could love no other
That is until I met your brother.

2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

3. Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was ИИИИed.

5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

10. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

11. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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Old 13-02-2006, 02:40 PM   #2
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Gee messages like that makes me kind of pleased I am single, no need to worry if those types of messages might be on the way :
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Old 13-02-2006, 02:54 PM   #3
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Gawd the above is sic !! Why do you do this to yourselves ? lol.......
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Old 13-02-2006, 03:04 PM   #4
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Gawd the above is sic !! Why do you do this to yourselves ? lol.......
Good to be happily married hey mate. The singles scene is scary these days.
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Old 13-02-2006, 05:16 PM   #5
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i dare any of you guys to say this to your missus even as a joke.....i'd be one dead motherИИИИer!
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Old 13-02-2006, 07:38 PM   #6
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Classic!
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Old 14-02-2006, 04:39 AM   #7
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8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I'm gonna use that one on the missus today, if I'm not heard from for 4 days i'll be in the hospitial
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Old 14-02-2006, 09:25 AM   #8
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Not meaning to be offensive, but Valentines Day is another piece of Americanised Commercialised CRAP!!!!

My wife and I have been married for near on 29 years, she is the greatest wife and mother ever, but I tell her that all the time not just on February 14th.
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Old 14-02-2006, 09:29 AM   #9
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Not meaning to be offensive, but Valentines Day is another piece of Americanised Commercialised CRAP!!!!

My wife and I have been married for near on 29 years, she is the greatest wife and mother ever, but I tell her that all the time not just on February 14th.
I totally agree with that if you only express your love once a year there is something wrong.....
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Old 14-02-2006, 10:58 AM   #10
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I recently "broke up" with a great girl so she could have her own space. I still care about her and told her all the time......although I was looking forward to finally having a valentines day where I wasn't single...oh well, maybe next year.
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Old 14-02-2006, 12:52 PM   #11
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Happy ИИИИing valentines day...

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Old 14-02-2006, 01:37 PM   #12
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i dare any of you guys to say this to your missus even as a joke.....i'd be one dead motherИИИИer!
dare accepted *puts on groin protection*
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Old 14-02-2006, 01:58 PM   #13
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I totally agree with that if you only express your love once a year there is something wrong.....

I have been married 13 years and I only get to express my love once a year usually my birtday. : : :
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Old 14-02-2006, 03:34 PM   #14
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Old 14-02-2006, 04:55 PM   #15
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happy valentines car, i love you so much!!!
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Old 14-02-2006, 04:57 PM   #16
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I recently "broke up" with a great girl so she could have her own space. I still care about her and told her all the time......although I was looking forward to finally having a valentines day where I wasn't single...oh well, maybe next year.
I know exactly how ya feel mate. And it aint good :
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Old 14-02-2006, 05:01 PM   #17
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happy valentines car, i love you so much!!!
I bought my car valentines pressies!!
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I know exactly how ya feel mate. And it aint good :
better to be alone and not have the day recognised than to be in a relationship and have your significant other forget or ignore the day lol

If you want to be with someone you will find them if you allow yourself to

*not that I am bitter and twisted at all* :

(I bought myself a tat for valentines day lol)
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Old 14-02-2006, 05:35 PM   #19
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yeah women are great, have you ever wondered why homosexuals are called "gay"? Gay meaning Happy? Happy without a woman nagging them. See the train of logic? This is the lengths a man needs to go to be happy now days..... so whos first? Ive got alot of love to give.
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Ever wonder why guys in relationships don't do many stupid things?
They got a woman there. Now break down the word woman and what do ya get WO-MAN as in WO-MAN you aint gonna do that!
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yeah women are great, have you ever wondered why homosexuals are called "gay"? Gay meaning Happy? Happy without a woman nagging them. See the train of logic? This is the lengths a man needs to go to be happy now days..... so whos first? Ive got alot of love to give.

Why am I not surprised ?? :ymca:
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this year is the first year ive had someone to celebrate it with... and its so much better... got 500g of lindt chocolate... hmmm yummmm... bought her 500 buck earrings though... lol
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this year is the first year ive had someone to celebrate it with... and its so much better... got 500g of lindt chocolate... hmmm yummmm... bought her 500 buck earrings though... lol
yeah now theres a good swap.

Ill give my missus a block of chocolate and see if I get a rolex.
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bought her 500 buck earrings though... lol
Thats a whole lotta oral sex owing there....
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Chocolates for $500 earings? Ripped!

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And I get "What's the matter with you?" for a reply. Feel the love!
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this year is the first year ive had someone to celebrate it with... and its so much better... got 500g of lindt chocolate... hmmm yummmm... bought her 500 buck earrings though... lol
u got shafted, but then i brought the missus a $30 box of choccie. she gave me an earful of abuse for buying her something e
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Mate of mine drives trucks gets home all hours. So he gets home about 2.30am on Val Day has a shower etc jumps into bed with a bit of hope he touches up the misses. GRRRRRRRRRRR is the answer,p155 off I have to go to work early in the morning she tells him. That evening he comes home after her and she has prepared a beautiful meal, candlelight and all the trimmings. At the end of the meal she says to him You got a bit of time before you go to work how about it,wink wink. NAH P155 off he says I want to watch the cricket. :hihi: :hihi:
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