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23-05-2006, 10:08 PM
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Swaytan
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Sydney, Australia
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So I'm coming home from work today, through Earlwood on Earlwood Road, very heavy traffic. I'm stopped at an intersection, the light is green but the other side of the intersection is full, so as to not break the law by crowding, I sit there & wait.
So the ****er in the car behind me decided to beep at me. I looked in my rear view mirror to see what was going on, fool in the car behind me, wanting me to crowd into the intersection. At first I gave him the benefit of the doubt, I thought that maybe he didn't see the traffic at first. But after the 3rd time he beeped at me, I got ****ed off. SO! I looked around in the car for something to throw at him, nothing heavy or deadly enough. But I spotted a box of tissues on my back seat that Midas gave me when I had my tyres changed the other week. I put on my handbrake, put my car in neutral, grab the box of tissues, open my door, walk back to his car & hand him the box of tissues. Now I'm not sure what he was thinkin when I was walking back to his car, but probably something like "I'm about to get road raged here." But all I did was say "there ya go mate". He had nothing to say... PWNED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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23-05-2006, 10:11 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
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now thats class....
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23-05-2006, 10:18 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Classic...
Personal reminder - always carry a box of tissues in the car :P |
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23-05-2006, 10:24 PM
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Get in the van!
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Adelaide, SA
Posts: 1,110
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Keep them tissues handy, but for Christ's sake, keep them off of your parcel shelf. They make a nice missile in the event of an accident. Sounds silly but true!
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23-05-2006, 11:18 PM
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Clio 182 CUP!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Inner West, Sydney
Posts: 2,590
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Gold! I'm in Earlwood weekly... keep an eye out for the RSC. When you getting the new Fiesta Zetec? Let me know how you around the corner down the hill near Bardwell Park Station ;) Oh, and the twisty section if you turn left after passing the station and heading towards Earlwood
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24-05-2006, 12:56 AM
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Fiestata!!
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Sydney
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toilet roll instead box of tissue..lol..
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24-05-2006, 07:12 AM
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GRRRR.....
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 1,158
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 Nice job
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24-05-2006, 08:43 AM
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Swaytan
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Sydney, Australia
Posts: 431
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Oh that corner! That needs to be a roundabout, you can tell people that aren't local, they go straight through the give way sign. I generally go around that corner at 50. And the sweeping turns that you're talking about, I'm a big fan. Especially that hill you come to that sweeps down to the left. I always scare my woman with the "LOOK HONEY! NO BRAKES!" But I'm often impeded by people wanting to take that corner at 40... |
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24-05-2006, 08:45 AM
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i like to be stroked
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: between her legs
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tell him to grab a tissue and toss off somewhere else. LOL
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24-05-2006, 11:49 AM
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GT4.
Join Date: Dec 2004
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LOL. Good stuff. What a Classic..
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24-05-2006, 12:21 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Perth, WA - NOR
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LOL @ handing ***** a tissue 
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24-05-2006, 06:40 PM
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Swaytan
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Sydney, Australia
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I'm sooooo buying these: http://www.roadrage.com/samples.htm
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24-05-2006, 07:30 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Brisbane
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http://www.roadrage.com/samples.htm those signs are great, just what we need here in Bris too, there are sooooo many tools on the roads. |
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24-05-2006, 07:46 PM
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FOXWHO
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Kalgoorlie
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BEST story i've heard regarding road rage...>>EVER!
Thanks for the laugh Swaytan |
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