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01-07-2006, 01:23 PM | #1 | ||
Swaytan
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Dear Mr. Barina Driver,
When you pulled up next to me at the red light, with Linkin Park blaring through your s*@t system, I bet you didn't have any clue that my Fez had a full Fusion system in it. And when I pumped "Cannibal Corpse - Devoured by Vermin" at full volume, nobody in the vicinity could even hear your system under mine. I also wasn't suprised when you stalled your Daewoo built piece of crap when the light went green. And when you finally caught up to me at the next red light, just because you have an Autobot sticker on your bonnet doesn't mean you know how to drive. So after I hit 60 when the light turned green, I looked into my rearview mirror to find you at least 30 meters behind me. You & your little Barina suck... |
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01-07-2006, 02:12 PM | #2 | |||
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fiestas = Barina Munchers :
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01-07-2006, 04:01 PM | #3 | ||
GT4.
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LOL
Sway, I find it hard to beleive your Fiesta goes anywhere with all that Audio Stuff to weigh it down!! |
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01-07-2006, 04:16 PM | #4 | ||
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KILL THE HOLDEN KALOS! |
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01-07-2006, 05:08 PM | #5 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Anyone video-taped it?
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01-07-2006, 06:09 PM | #6 | |||
Bone Stock Fiesta!
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01-07-2006, 06:21 PM | #7 | |||
Swaytan
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But hey, it's nice to blow a holden away from time to time... |
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01-07-2006, 06:24 PM | #8 | ||
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Speaking about barinas, I was driving along harbour bridge this afternoon going on speed limit. This dude on his barina (the model before the Kalos) started to tailgate me. He changed lane and I was pretty sure he floored the accelerator since the ecotec was whining... begging him to stop. When he's right beside me... I just gave him around 3500rpm and left him about 1 car behind. :hihi: I made my point and went back driving at the speed limit.
EDIT:- oh and... I drive an auto. |
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01-07-2006, 06:24 PM | #9 | ||
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well guess thats one way to get it our of your system....lol
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01-07-2006, 06:33 PM | #10 | ||
Swaytan
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I remember seeing an SLR 5000 going against a Ducati 999 (my fav bike).
When the light went green they were neck & neck for the first 5 seconds until the Ducati punched it. Goodbye SLR 5000... |
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01-07-2006, 06:34 PM | #11 | ||
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Does your mum think you're cool?
I wouldn't be able to control the laughter if I saw a fez with Cannibal Corpse cranked up...
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01-07-2006, 06:36 PM | #12 | |||
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01-07-2006, 06:38 PM | #13 | ||
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popcorn anyone?
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01-07-2006, 06:39 PM | #14 | |||
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01-07-2006, 06:39 PM | #15 | ||
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Its not about the Balls you got its how you use it. If i saw a guy playing Cannibal Corpse (I assume this is death metal) i woulnt care about the music, just that he is driving a fez (what a sick C**T). Id love popcorn
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01-07-2006, 06:40 PM | #16 | ||
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Hahaha - you wouldn't want to know what is playing in my old Fez, or better yet; what is stuck on the rear windscreen!
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01-07-2006, 06:40 PM | #17 | ||||
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Do you often get asked if its your g/fs car?
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"No, it will never have enough power until I can spin the wheels at the end of the straightaway in high gear" - Too much power is never enough....Mark Donohue on the Can Am Porsche 917. Last edited by Gammaboy; 01-07-2006 at 06:43 PM. Reason: Spelling |
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01-07-2006, 06:42 PM | #18 | ||
Da Shifty One
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DING DING Round One
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01-07-2006, 06:42 PM | #19 | |||
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Gee funny that.
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01-07-2006, 06:42 PM | #20 | |||
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01-07-2006, 06:44 PM | #21 | ||
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popcorn offer's still there........
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01-07-2006, 06:45 PM | #22 | |||
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01-07-2006, 06:47 PM | #23 | ||
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Perhaps I should have phrased my comment as "Metro sexual's car" instead of "Girls car"
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"No, it will never have enough power until I can spin the wheels at the end of the straightaway in high gear" - Too much power is never enough....Mark Donohue on the Can Am Porsche 917. |
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01-07-2006, 06:50 PM | #25 | |||
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01-07-2006, 06:50 PM | #26 | ||
Clio 182 CUP!
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Hehe - Coming from a 2.0L though.... I love it when people as yourself (Gammaboy) think I drive a chicks car, only to see me take off and leave then behind, like the VY Auto SS with mods the other day. Got me only in 3rd gear! Haha, shock on his face.
But hey... I think your taking it too far Gammaboy? I do believe we were insulting the Barina. I'm sure the Fez would have you worried through tight corners.... Someone LOCK the thread - first you insult Fiesta owners... to calling them Gay? If you have nothing interesting to say, please don't. We have enough post whoring as it is.
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01-07-2006, 06:51 PM | #27 | |||
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01-07-2006, 06:53 PM | #28 | |||
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Well said....
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01-07-2006, 06:53 PM | #29 | ||
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I sense a thread lock Nooooooooooo. LOL teki beat me to it
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01-07-2006, 06:55 PM | #30 | |||
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I'm mortaly wounded.
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