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13-05-2006, 04:20 PM
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Starter Motor
Join Date: May 2006
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http://www.carsales.com.au/pls/carsales/!cs_content.private_vehicle?vehicle_id=3061195&cur rent_rec=1&used_rec=211&total_rec=93&sort_type=&to tal_rec=93&sort_type=&make_id=10&model_id=19&keywo rd=WAGON&state_id=2&search_distance=25
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13-05-2006, 04:52 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 3,910
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I think Vido is really Neville "F'n" Bartos
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13-05-2006, 05:33 PM
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Dedicated to Safety....
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 313
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This one truly is *Gold*
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13-05-2006, 05:39 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 1,042
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LOL classic
"OK listen. I have to update this add because of so many good questions an all the serious drivers giving me BIG RESPECT! A lot of people want to knw if this is serious, I tell you yes it is the most SERIOUS one you can have for going fast! A professional driver emailed me & gave his RESPECT, this is it! YES! BELIEVE IT ULEH!! " |
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13-05-2006, 05:41 PM
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Back on the road
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Wollongong, NSW
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I like this guys sense of humour....LOL
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------------------------------------------------------------------------- AU XR8 Ute 13.90 @ 100mph - http://www.aufalcon.com/xr8ute 5L Windsor, GT40X heads, Crane 2030, Pacey 4-1s, Lukey 3", 3.91:1, auto. Tuned by me w/Quarterhorse and BinaryEditor. Coming Soon: Ported lower intake, Tickford "Premium" Brakes, and a good wash. |
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13-05-2006, 05:47 PM
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doof doof doof doof
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: SE Melbourne
Posts: 611
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"Shift box"? ROFL!!! And was 'Michael Jackson' really asking him to lower the price?
This bloke's humour is priceless! Roll on more episodes! |
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13-05-2006, 05:48 PM
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windsor user
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Geelong
Posts: 13,123
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aaaahahaha thats classics bro...
did anyone else read it in the broken english no? uleh its sik |
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13-05-2006, 05:49 PM
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XRR83D
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Central Coast, NSW
Posts: 1,171
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4 wheel steer uleh!!!
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13-05-2006, 05:56 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Werribee, Victoria
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my god, i wanna see that bloke and beat him in my van and watch him cry, i think he deserved the TOOL OF THE YEAR award
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13-05-2006, 05:57 PM
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Only a matter of time.
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 1,127
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He updated it and forgot the KM:P, Quick call carsales they have to call the white coats out to send him home lol
 I might give him a call after 8pm. Hey dude fully sick man sick sick i'm sick for calling sick  : there coming :lookedat:
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13-05-2006, 06:04 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: newcastle
Posts: 689
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"The wheels and rubber tires are DRIVEN TO FIT and so it fits PERFECT. This it the ONLY best way to DRIVE FIT them and they make thir own shape."
can someone decifer this quote for me please  :
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QUOTE I hope your opinion of the rear end of the VE improves because you are going to be seeing a lot of it.QUOTE QUOTE What makes you think I'm going to park behind a VE? I don't even attend the Sydney Gay Mardi Gras! QUOTE |
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13-05-2006, 06:10 PM
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Focus on my Focus
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Canberra
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13-05-2006, 07:09 PM
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Well hello Mr Fancypants
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Perth
Posts: 1,066
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WTF does 'uleh' mean????
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13-05-2006, 07:12 PM
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Starter Motor
Join Date: May 2006
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I think its Leb for maaaaaaaaaaate.
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13-05-2006, 07:22 PM
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Come fly with P.S.I...
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Geelong
Posts: 763
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Maybe everyone could put in $20 or so and we can buy his car and then smash the crap out of it with sleage hammers and crowbars while its still in his driveway.....i mean just think of what it would look like seeing about 100 or more blokes going to town on his "SPORTS WAGGON" while he stands there in amazement.......!!!! :dr_Evil:
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FG Turbo ute..lowered,20's Turbosmart Bov,Plazmaman piping,Flash tune coming...
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13-05-2006, 07:36 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: The Shakey Isles
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1,900,085 km.... low k's eh
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13-05-2006, 07:38 PM
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Formerly Black EX-R6
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Earth
Posts: 1,265
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geez, its done a few km's though.
Otherwise id be interested
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13-05-2006, 08:31 PM
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Being built not bought.
Join Date: Feb 2006
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13-05-2006, 08:50 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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From our friends at urban dictionary, http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=uleh
Uleh A Uleh is usually one from an ethnic background commonly found in groups around schools, shopping centres and other urbanised areas. Ulehs consider themselves to be at the highest of the social hierachy when in reality they are just fat, hairy and stupid. They have poor personal hygiene and usually have a face hairier than a Gorilla's *** by the time they are 7. Localities: Ulehs can be found almost anywhere in Australia especially the southern regions. Specifically, Ulehs can be spotted congregating around any large shopping centre with a bus stop (e.g. shoppo) Appearance: Ulehs usually wear gear from labels such as Tommy Hilfiger, Dada, Champion, Puma and Adidas. The majority of Ulehs will wear a beanie wherever they roam. |
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13-05-2006, 09:16 PM
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Audi S3
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Sydney.
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LOLOLO!!!!!!!!! this guy is awesome.
and the car still looks pretty tidy for how fast it is.
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13-05-2006, 09:33 PM
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proud xd owner
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: penriff (penrith), sydney
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lol thats a good sense of humor
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13-05-2006, 11:01 PM
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Has V8 envy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Tassie
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whatever this guys story is, he has made my weekend. Haven't laughed so much for along time. The more I read, the funnier it gets.
I'm gonna go spray my rocker cover gold........for extra horsepower mate
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13-05-2006, 11:33 PM
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Mot Adv-NSW
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Lake Macquarie, NSW
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Greta, lessee - Hunter Valley NSW, my area, mutter mutter - a defect may be in order.
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14-05-2006, 03:09 AM
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Only a matter of time.
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Melbourne
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Just in-case anyone was curious i rang the fully sick dude. Both numbers are bogus:P
But we all should have known that he said he had power windows and you can see the door winder:P And he has climate control and trip computer, But doesn't
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14-05-2006, 03:22 AM
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hunting 300kw's
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Location: Bendigo
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14-05-2006, 05:51 AM
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DJR TM#54
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: on my p.c now with internet! ok i'll still use works internet too.
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Funny read. I wonder how long it will last on the site.
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When traveling to V8 Supercar rounds, i book through KYLEE MOLE Travel agents, She Goes, She Goes, She Goes & I just went. Now Zetec Powered. 1.6lt of madness. But the XR8 still remains 
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14-05-2006, 07:03 AM
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Back to Le Frenchy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Back home.....
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I love it, Body kit AND a bull bar. Sweeeeet.
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14-05-2006, 09:05 AM
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owning V8=having no $$$
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Brisbane...
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Quote:
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FULLY SICK UPDATED!!!! Oh NO!!!
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