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25-02-2005, 02:32 PM
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Last night we were driving i was commenting how good she looked. and then with out thinking i said the following to her.
"looking at ur boobs is just as good as looking at ur face, u should b happy im looking at u" lol now im copping it real bad. has anyone else said funny things like this 
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25-02-2005, 02:39 PM
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hahahahaha i dont think ive said anything like that as of yet...but im still young so theres hope for me yet hahaha
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25-02-2005, 02:45 PM
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ahhaah i didnt realise what i said till it was too late. LOL
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25-02-2005, 03:08 PM
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It would help if I had a GirlFriend!
/me goes to the corner and cries.  : :P
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25-02-2005, 03:40 PM
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Never said it, but will always remember the immortal words of Andrew Dyce Clay (Star of The Adventures of Ford Fairlane) in a standup comedy tape of his:
Wife: "Why do you always have to make love to me from behind." "Dont you like to look at my face when you make love to me?" Andrew Dyce Clay: "I dunno, your face, your a$$, what's the difference!" "I can stick my dick in either one just get it done!!" :newangel:  :  :  **edit: I'll probably get flamed by the women for this one  : **
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25-02-2005, 04:11 PM
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the thing that got the worst reaction ever out of my GF is "your just like your mother". That one drives em nuts for some reason
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25-02-2005, 04:21 PM
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or did she run of with the imaginary mobile :hihi:
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25-02-2005, 04:31 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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'hey I don't **** at work!'
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25-02-2005, 04:56 PM
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LOL funny stuff
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25-02-2005, 05:03 PM
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We stopped off at Shell to get etags and such before the August Heathcote day. GF walks out with a pie, a drink, chips, some other stuff.
"What the hell are you doing, nobody likes a podgy girlfriend!" I've probably said way more, but that one stands out. |
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25-02-2005, 05:05 PM
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so thats why u used to much fuel to get up and back rob?
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25-02-2005, 05:16 PM
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25-02-2005, 05:18 PM
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So what I meant to say was "I love you darling, I'm sorry I'm late, just having a little car trouble, but I'll be there as soon as I can"
What I actually said was "Well f*ck you then, you moody bitch!" and hung up. Best moment of my life.
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25-02-2005, 05:24 PM
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25-02-2005, 05:31 PM
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You probably think I'm joking!!!
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25-02-2005, 05:32 PM
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Have heard this line, but dont have the courage to say it:
gf:"Do these pants make my bum look big?" bf:"No, your fat **** makes your bum look big" |
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25-02-2005, 05:34 PM
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25-02-2005, 05:34 PM
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'How inconvenient. With a large amount of shopping in my hands my pants fell down.' :
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25-02-2005, 05:35 PM
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25-02-2005, 05:40 PM
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We were in the supermarket one night and my g/f was nagging about something I was doing. I smacked her on the butt and said "shut up bitch, your better seen not heard"... she knew exactly what I was talking about because it was only 2 days after we'd seen South Park the movie.... but the older lady watching nearly had a heart attack!
Another time we were in bunnings and they didn't have exact dog kennel she wanted, so I said "what we'll do is go to the wood dept, buy some wood, then you can build a bridge and get over it"... the next thing we hear is the guy in the next isle start laughing his head off. Classic! |
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25-02-2005, 05:44 PM
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25-02-2005, 05:55 PM
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HAHAHHAH THATS GOLD MAN! I WOULDA ****ED MYSELF! |
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25-02-2005, 06:30 PM
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some of these things are quite funny, although i cant say much to my gf cos she's a clay target shooter, bloody good at it, and has a shotgun under her bed
 : .Best one was bagging out one of her friends from school, i cant say what i said here (cos it wouldnt have the same effect and it'd be quite rude lol), but it had her in stitches.
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25-02-2005, 07:22 PM
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i said to my old gf if only all girls were as easy as u ... didnt go down to well
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25-02-2005, 07:49 PM
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26-02-2005, 03:28 AM
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Ex GF - "you can stop looking at my tits now"
Me. "It's not my fault tits don’t have eyes" (don’t know where I got that from.. somewhere though so it came in handy) Said this to a friend who broke up with her boyfriend "Well, you know what they say, one mans trash is another mans treasure". (only said that cos I knew I’d get away with it) It's funny & mean. No idea how you still have a girlfriend Psycho Chicken, especially with all this incriminating evidence left on the forums. |
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26-02-2005, 09:44 AM
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Funny things you have said to your gf
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