Chain Letter - Important Please Read and Pass ON.

MYVYSS · 04-10-2006, 10:19 AM

At last!! A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win. Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.

INSTRUCTIONS.

Anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some
ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your
list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive
823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
0.5 Miss Worlds
2.5 Models
463 Wild nymphos
3,234 Good-looking nymphos
20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
40,198 Bi-sexual women.
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier,
less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you
posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to
be one of those that come back to you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.

One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he
sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel
he’d been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live
with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already
received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion.
Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.
No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that
only interest women). No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no
unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate...send this
letter today to 9 of your best friends.

PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum
cleaner; one of the other women that arrives will know how to use it.

PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake

XRQTR · 04-10-2006, 10:24 AM

Sweet, I've been meaning to get rid of that vacuum cleaner for ages now. :hihi:

: :hihi:

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LTDHO · 04-10-2006, 11:35 AM

I don't have a girl friend, so I sent someone elses.

Olympus · 04-10-2006, 11:56 AM

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MotherNatureVer2 · 04-10-2006, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Olympus

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Bwhahahahahahahaha .....

: ...........Go Mrs Olympus

4.9 EF Futura · 04-10-2006, 01:19 PM

Hahaha, finally a chain latter worthy of my time!

GT 8888 · 04-10-2006, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Olympus

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looking to upgrade paul

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Olympus · 04-10-2006, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by GT 8888

looking to upgrade paul

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Yes mate, always looking. But that's normally as far as it goes.

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jd dad · 05-10-2006, 02:24 PM

Thats a classic, dunno if the Mrs would think so. Is there one for kids too?

MYVYSS · 05-10-2006, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by jd dad

Is there one for kids too?

UM why would you want 64000 kids......unless of course you PRODUCED all of them yourself....!!!!!!!

Walkinshaw · 05-10-2006, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Olympus

Yes mate, always looking. But that's normally as far as it goes.

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You can read the menu, as long as you eat at home.

Walkinshaw · 05-10-2006, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MYVYSS

UM why would you want 64000 kids......unless of course you PRODUCED all of them yourself....!!!!!!!

I hear there is lots of money in shoe manufacturing.