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Old 21-05-2006, 03:46 PM   #31
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that is rigged i want 5 secs of my life back ... please don't enter kyro_02 ... lol :

prison nick name(real name) Mouth-Mangler , is that good or bad ? lol
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Old 21-05-2006, 03:49 PM   #32
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Old 21-05-2006, 03:49 PM   #33
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Old 21-05-2006, 04:01 PM   #34
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Old 21-05-2006, 04:13 PM   #35
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usiing my real name : The Wood-meister
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Old 21-05-2006, 04:14 PM   #36
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mine was THE FIST
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Old 21-05-2006, 04:14 PM   #37
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that is rigged i want 5 secs of my life back ... please don't enter kyro_02 ... lol :
LOL oh dear :
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Old 21-05-2006, 04:18 PM   #38
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Old 21-05-2006, 04:19 PM   #39
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This is funny as, type in Ben Bishop, sorry Bish, this is hella funny....
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Old 21-05-2006, 04:25 PM   #40
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Fourbarrel = Post Whore!
Urban dictionary definition of post whore, "making a large amount of useless sh1tty threads and posts that p!ss people off. Post whores have a tendancy to be obnoxious and stupid"

Think I'll go curl up in the corner and suck my thumb now...
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Old 21-05-2006, 04:28 PM   #41
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Just look at the source code of that webpage and it will give you all the alternatives.
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Old 21-05-2006, 04:35 PM   #42
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Old 21-05-2006, 04:35 PM   #43
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"Faggot", "Twinkle Toes", "Ball Boy","Ox", "One Nut", "The Bastard", " Ho", "Stubby", "Boy Pussy", "Man Hole", "Fuzzy Nuts", "Sweet Lips", "The Alter Boy", "Baby Buns", "Sweet Cheeks", "Weed Whacker", "Sugar Plum Fairy", "Fudge Boy", "*** Mangler", "Fruity Pebbles", " Stain","Snaggle Tooth", "Beecher", "Hot Hole", "Cum Guzzler", "Self-Toucher", "Cum Queen", "Fancy Pants", "Salad Tosser", "*** ", "He Whore", "Turd Tapper", "The Wood-meister", "Herr Homo", "Jockstrap Jockey", "Golden Shower Whore", "Gay Boy", "Long Dong Kong", "Towelboy", " Gobler", "*** Muncher", "Faggot Enforcer", "*** Executioner", "Nipple Nibbler", "The Fist", "Gimp", "The Harpoon", "Ball Sucker", "Tubby ", "Asspick", "The Jacker", "Juicy ***", "Turd Knocker", "The Crack Killer", "Knob Goblin", "Cum Bucket", "Sugar Pussy", "Skank ", "Mouth-Mangler", "The Necrophiliac", "The Perv", "Hung Muther", "Shower Stalker", "Slick Dick", "Fist er", "The One-Eyed Ogre", "Horse Hung Harry", "Squealing Piglet", "Queer Johnny", "Boy ", "Fat Boy", "Whore", "Dildo Head", "Nut Buster", "Cum Stain", "Glory Hole", "Finger er", "Backroom Baller", "Double Fisted", "Ugly Skank Twat", "Count Suckula", "The Undertaker", "The Guzzler", " Eater", "Keller's Boy", "Water Boy", "Wish Bone", "Aryan Toy", " Stick", " Sucker", "*** Eater"


Chances are 90% will be cut out of this and will make no sence..

btw im am Whore..

(EDIT: I appologise for the intense amount of language in this post..)
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Old 21-05-2006, 04:52 PM   #44
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Mouth Mangler, and Aryan fk toy....
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Old 21-05-2006, 05:09 PM   #45
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Hmmm...... Count Suckular......very Rocky Horror! :ymca:
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Old 21-05-2006, 05:11 PM   #46
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I'm Fu(k Stick

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Old 21-05-2006, 05:18 PM   #47
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Old 21-05-2006, 05:24 PM   #48
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I like this game
Horse Hung Harry
I have seen this B4
I had the same response then
so it must be true
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Old 21-05-2006, 05:45 PM   #49
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Forum name - F*%$ Stick

Jeez, which do you take out of those two?
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Old 21-05-2006, 06:14 PM   #50
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please don't enter kyro_02 ...
LOL at least that one is pretty straight forward
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Old 21-05-2006, 06:18 PM   #51
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Long Dong Kong lol that thing is heeps funny
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Old 21-05-2006, 06:23 PM   #52
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I wonder if the forums scensors will go off with this one:

Andrew Whitney = Ugly Skank Twat
Chief = Turd Tapper

edit: yes it did.
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Old 21-05-2006, 06:25 PM   #53
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Old 21-05-2006, 06:28 PM   #54
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Spoolman = Sugar Pussy
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Old 21-05-2006, 06:34 PM   #55
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Real name was 'Fancy Pants'
Umm im not sure if i should post my forum name... it actually turns out to be the same as Spoolman... it was 'Sugar Pussy'
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Old 21-05-2006, 06:41 PM   #56
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Warren Rust = Squealing Piglet
Woz Rust = Turd Knocker
Woz = Fist F***er

Hmmm... That last one sounds about right. After all, how many of you have heard me referred to as anything other than 'Woz'?
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Old 21-05-2006, 06:47 PM   #57
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Old 21-05-2006, 07:17 PM   #58
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Old 21-05-2006, 07:21 PM   #59
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Old 21-05-2006, 07:23 PM   #60
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