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Old 06-03-2006, 11:13 PM   #721
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and in 15 Years time they look like this at Club Rehab
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Old 06-03-2006, 11:18 PM   #722
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Old 06-03-2006, 11:32 PM   #723
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Not-so fit guy eating not-so healthy burger defies fitness...

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Old 07-03-2006, 06:15 AM   #724
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cholesterol wasn't working quick enough
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Old 07-03-2006, 06:30 AM   #725
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Old 08-03-2006, 07:44 PM   #726
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Guy dies and is buried in a ute coffin....
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Old 08-03-2006, 08:07 PM   #727
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Old 08-03-2006, 11:07 PM   #728
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Old 08-03-2006, 11:49 PM   #729
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This will fix Satan right up....

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Old 09-03-2006, 06:42 AM   #730
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Old 09-03-2006, 07:22 AM   #731
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Old 09-03-2006, 02:36 PM   #732
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Mr powers has a long overdue dentist appointment.....
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Old 10-03-2006, 10:51 AM   #733
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Old 10-03-2006, 10:56 AM   #734
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What you really need to pay for health care these days...

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Old 10-03-2006, 10:59 AM   #735
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Speed cameras have changed the things we pay attention to and the things we regard as important. Instead of focusing on the dangers ahead, motorists feel that they have been relieved of responsibility for managing their own driving, and have ceded it instead to the mechanical intervention of the camera and other traffic signals.
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Old 10-03-2006, 11:00 AM   #736
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Old 10-03-2006, 11:06 AM   #737
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I was going to put a real one but some people may have been offended.
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Old 10-03-2006, 11:47 AM   #738
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Old 10-03-2006, 01:13 PM   #739
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Old 10-03-2006, 01:33 PM   #740
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Old 10-03-2006, 04:12 PM   #741
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Melt that tractor down in one minute....
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Old 10-03-2006, 05:10 PM   #742
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But can you melt the T1000???


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Old 10-03-2006, 06:42 PM   #743
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No but he'll kick his butt...!!!
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Old 10-03-2006, 09:19 PM   #744
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And She'll kick his butt.... ooooh yeh!!!

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Old 10-03-2006, 09:35 PM   #745
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Deuce will sort her out...!!!
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Old 11-03-2006, 12:32 PM   #746
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that'll do Deuce...
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Old 12-03-2006, 10:07 AM   #747
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duece is going away for indecent exposure...
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Old 12-03-2006, 04:06 PM   #748
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Old 13-03-2006, 05:52 PM   #749
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Mr Fix it comes to the rescue:
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Old 13-03-2006, 08:30 PM   #750
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Naughty nurse will fix Mr Fix it.......
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