Conspiracy Theories - Page 3

29-09-2005, 02:18 AM

"Barbie Avatar"?

I am unfamiliar with this form of torture...

Thia could revolutionise the mind destroying methods of the CIA, FBI, NSA, BBQ and NRMA...

Shonky · 29-09-2005, 02:20 AM

Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a box. The box had worms in it. I don't like worms, they make me go crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a box. The box had worms in it. I don't like worms, they make me go crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...

Ghiadude · 29-09-2005, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by The MaDDeSTMaN

There will be renewed interest in moon landings when the new engine is completed that runs on cheese - then there will be another space race in order to claim the moon for all that cheese...

You think I'm joking? :hihi:

so thats what ferrari F1 team was doing with all those drums of bulgarian fetta??

ps i still havent figured out what evidence im sposed to see in that JFK pic

bindi · 29-09-2005, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by John McMaster

OF COURSE YOU can prove this beyond reasonable doubt.....bindi...bindi...bindi...living up to your name aren't you.

What's my name biyatch?!?!

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Originally Posted by John McMaster

Casper & Sourbastard please keep this open till bindi replies...am so looking to what she counters with.

What?! What are you drivelling on about you sad, sad man? Never speak in my prescence again!

Next time you present yourself before Almighty Bindi, you must be naked and covered in vanilla yoghurt... except for your toes. They must be dipped in melted chocolate and allowed to set. Hard.

MO · 29-09-2005, 08:15 AM

LOL hahahahahahahaha

MO · 29-09-2005, 08:17 AM

Bindi....your a gem...I'm lost for words...need time to stop lol and think of reply.

Casper · 29-09-2005, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by John McMaster

Bindi....your a gem...I'm lost for words...need time to stop lol and think of reply.

In the mean time.. RUN.. FAST.. and dont look back.

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MrSparkle · 29-09-2005, 08:22 AM

Here's a good one, did you know that the aliens control the blubbering mindless dribblers who claim to have knowledge of conspiracy theories (and to a lesser extent, fans of them too)? That's right, the soaring levels of stupidity in these people can only be explained by mind control. It is biologically impossible for any creature, be it human or otherwise, to actually behave in such a manner that results in them actually believing the cerebral excrement that is conspiracy theories in general.

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bindi · 29-09-2005, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by MrSparkle

Here's a good one, did you know that the aliens control the blubbering mindless dribblers who claim to have knowledge of conspiracy theories (and to a lesser extent, fans of them too)? That's right, the soaring levels of stupidity in these people can only be explained by mind control. It is biologically impossible for any creature, be it human or otherwise, to actually behave in such a manner that results in them actually believing the cerebral excrement that is conspiracy theories in general.

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Ach bullshyte... all you nonbelievers! :P

I tells ya, sift through all the crap and you may actually find a few basic theories that might be true. I can't say for sure if they are true but it's interesting to study it.

If it's all stupid, then explain the success of the X Files? :voldar02:

Casper · 29-09-2005, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by C.I.A.

"Barbie Avatar"?

I am unfamiliar with this form of torture...

Thia could revolutionise the mind destroying methods of the CIA, FBI, NSA, BBQ and NRMA...

Here, let me show you.

Oh, and in the US of A you might be watching all... but on here you're in my world.. and YES, I know who you REALLY are.... and punishment will be forthcoming! :evilsasmo

MrSparkle · 29-09-2005, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by bindi

If it's all stupid, then explain the success of the X Files? :voldar02:

Well that is easily answered, by another of my theories - only this one is not a conspiracy, as it has been repeatedly proven with scientific method.

People are stupid.

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bindi · 29-09-2005, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MrSparkle

Well that is easily answered, by another of my theories - only this one is not a conspiracy, as it has been repeatedly proven with scientific method.

People are stupid.

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Oh give it up, it's all in fun.

Although the JFK one has always been interesting, come on, admit it! :nutsycuck

Actually Mr Sparkle, don't admit to anything. I don't want to hear the truth about you prancing around for your bf in nothing but a red sequinned bra and blue silky boyshorts. Too scary to contemplate.

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Blue Oval Mopar Man · 29-09-2005, 08:56 AM

I was once told by a bloke that when a jet at Very high altitude leaves those White vapour trails behind, they are actually Mind control drugs being distributed by certain Governments of this world ! YES, he was serious !

Shonky · 29-09-2005, 09:01 AM

EDITED: woops...

29-09-2005, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Casper

Here, let me show you.

Oh, and in the US of A you might be watching all... but on here you're in my world.. and YES, I know who you REALLY are.... and punishment will be forthcoming!

OMG! A Barbie Avatar...

How dare you do this to the CIA! we will get you for this "Casper".

We'll kill you!

Oh, right. You're a ghost... well we'll kill you AGAIN!

Casper · 29-09-2005, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Young 'un

OMG! A Barbie Avatar...

How dare you do this to the CIA! we will get you for this "Casper".

We'll kill you!

Oh, right. You're a ghost... well we'll kill you AGAIN!

EDIT: Oh no my cover is blown! god I'm an idiot...

Your cover was blown anyhow.... ever heard of IP's? Then leave a trail on this forum.

Now, what barbie avatar would you like this week?

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Shonky · 29-09-2005, 09:10 AM

Yeah I figured that, but now everyone knows don't they...

It is true. I am secretly an undercover CIA operative, spying on you all...

Muwahahahaha!

Dumbarse Barbie...

bindi · 29-09-2005, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Young 'un

Yeah I figured that, but now everyone knows don't they...

It is true. I am secretly an undercover CIA operative, spying on you all...

Muwahahahaha!

Dumbarse Barbie...

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh Toi Boi, you are a fascinating creature...

Shonky · 29-09-2005, 09:14 AM

I'm going to be a dead fascinating creature soon...

Death by moderation...

Dave_au · 29-09-2005, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Young 'un

I'm going to be a dead fascinating creature soon...

Death by moderation...

You have so much to learn Young 'un.

Whats the definition of a bad night? Waking up in the gutter with no money and a massive hangover.

Whats the definition of a really bad night? Waking up in the gutter with a hangover, more money than you started the night with, and a sore ****.

Shonky · 29-09-2005, 10:48 AM

Eeew...

I have no idea why thats relevant but Okay!

Dave_au · 29-09-2005, 11:10 AM

Yeah its not - although it was told to me this morning so therefore it is.

Des · 29-09-2005, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Psycho Chicken

Now something to get your brain thinking. martin Bryant walked into the Broadwater Cafe, gunned down 30 odd people within 90 seconds, alot of them headshots. That's a hit every 3 seconds, try picking up a target, shooting and moving onto anothe that quickly. Later that night the cops had him pinned down for hours and he didn't hit one of them.

Check out these links, re the above. Read and believe what you will....
The 3rd link is an interesting read even though they make a few outlandish statements about some people (which I don't personally condon). But you make your own decisions.
Link 1
Link 2
Link 3

Dave_au · 29-09-2005, 12:48 PM

Yeah I think we'll agree to disagree on the Martin Bryant thing - IMHO, and may I draw empahsis on the O, its a little bit of paranoia that there was some conspiracy at play that caused the death of those people just so gun laws could be enacted is a little near-sighted.

Shonky · 29-09-2005, 12:52 PM

Yeah I'll second that. Interesting read though...

Shonky · 29-09-2005, 12:53 PM

Hehehe!

Looks like I got myself a new Avatar...

Des · 29-09-2005, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave_au

Yeah I think we'll agree to disagree on the Martin Bryant thing - IMHO, and may I draw empahsis on the O, its a little bit of paranoia that there was some conspiracy at play that caused the death of those people just so gun laws could be enacted is a little near-sighted.

Interesting though....Especially when you condsider that only 15% of the worlds defence/ law enforcement agencies are trained to that level (inregards to the cafe). As I said, read critically and make your own decisions.

bindi · 29-09-2005, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Des

Check out these links, re the above. Read and believe what you will....
The 3rd link is an interesting read even though they make a few outlandish statements about some people (which I don't personally condon). But you make your own decisions.
Link 1
Link 2
Link 3

Ummmm... I have that CD.

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Thunder · 29-09-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Skinny_Puppy

Coke and Pepsi are the same thing! Wake up people!

No they are not. Coke is addictive and Pepsi tastes like paint stripper.

jonk · 29-09-2005, 05:57 PM

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http://www.godlikeproductions.com/bbs/default.php

I post there often. Careful, it's addictive.

It's more woo woo than woo woo.

Drop in, and see how the other half of the idiots in this world live...

And you thought David Icke was nuts !!!