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Old 01-02-2006, 05:27 PM   #61
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well, i havnt so much met my miss's yet but theres 1 i hold a very bright candle for, my best mates sister, morals shmorals if its somone you would spend the rest of ur life with then u would crawl along 4 kilometers of barbed wire and vinigar to get to. i havnt told her yet, every time i goto i lose my words and just get shy :( one day i will! hopefully it wont be too late then ahha
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Old 01-02-2006, 05:32 PM   #62
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sourman, obviouslly she was a copper. LOL . Also young soury, pleased to make your aquaintance last weekend, your ute makes a good dining table if nothing else.
Was good to meet you too mate. The ute is no race car, so a dining table is stationary enough a job for it to cope with.
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Old 01-02-2006, 05:32 PM   #63
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lol yeah i kno all that, usually not shy this one just makes me go into me shell :
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Old 01-02-2006, 05:39 PM   #64
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After returning to this humble little town after 12mths work interstate, my now 'wife' chased, hassled and stalked me. I played hard to get. Been together 10 + 1/2 years, only been married 14mths.
I love my wife madly and will 'honour' her to the death..!!..
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Old 01-02-2006, 07:11 PM   #65
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...i havnt told her yet, every time i goto i lose my words and just get shy :( one day i will! hopefully it wont be too late then ahha
hahahahaa.... that so reminds me of the scene from Dukes of Hazard where Seann William Scott goes to the uni & passes out when trying to talk to Katie. hahahaa ... he's one funny buggar
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Old 01-02-2006, 07:29 PM   #66
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through family whilst drinking on my bro's bday
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Old 01-02-2006, 07:36 PM   #67
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Old 01-02-2006, 08:40 PM   #69
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For anyone that thinks on-line date sites are lame or for retards..... you're wrong!
A lot of great women use these sites now.... as all the DHs have made them very unsure in the clubs and pubs scene.

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Dude no offence but people who are on those sites generally are on there for a reason . Then again, there's enough mental/nutcase chicks out there that aren't on the internet to invalidate this theory.

My last GF was a bloody psycho. Thank god she nicked off. Last I heard she was knocked up to some dude she's only known for a few weeks. Note that whilst my essence is pretty damn good, it ain't good enough to perform miracles. (Read: I had absolutely positively nothing to do with it, my car is expensive enough)
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hmm bit of a boring story i spose meet her early last year at a mates party and we hit it off right away. and now we have been dating for about 6 months
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Old 02-02-2006, 12:51 AM   #71
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For anyone that thinks on-line date sites are lame or for retards..... you're wrong!
A lot of great women use these sites now.... as all the DHs have made them very unsure in the clubs and pubs scene.
For sure. Its a top way to go shopping for what you want, even if it's just for some fun _2: It definately works.

As for how I met my partner, I was one of the managers and I thought I'd sleep with one of the staff lol. It'll be 5 years together in June for us.
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Old 02-02-2006, 12:53 AM   #72
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Heh, I met my missus at Adrian Brien Ford, she was a sales consultant at that time.
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Old 02-02-2006, 10:34 AM   #74
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I met my girlfriend at my local. She worked there and I guess I just impressed her with my razor sharp wit and snappy comeback lines. It must have been that, 'cos I'm ugly as hatful of ........ She is a few years older than me too (25 v 30).

Anyway, moral of the story is normal guys can succeed with hot bar chicks!
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Old 02-02-2006, 10:43 AM   #75
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And they call you beryl.....bwhahahahaha how many fingers ye all got. :


Have had 3 serious relationships and all were met while being a Butcher.

Met my wife now (sindy) 7 years my junior,at16yo : as she walked past everyday from her work past my shop, whistled a few times as she did, and she come in with her mother and started buying meat from us.
Too sort of shy to ask of her, she asked me if i was ever gonna ask her out.

Didnt honestly know she was that young, till 3 months later and copped heaps off everybody for it, she has made all the decisions "marry me",kids,etc and not much has changed in 18 years, :

: you could sort of say,but i like it.
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I met Leah on the internet ... in a #cars irc channel lol. We met each other face to face after talking for 2 weeks. I lived in Qld, she lived here in Vic. I shifted down here (vic) not long after that, we have been together for just about 4 years now.
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Old 02-02-2006, 01:08 PM   #77
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Too sort of shy to ask of her, she asked me if i was ever gonna ask her out.

Didnt honestly know she was that young, till 3 months later and copped heaps off everybody for it, she has made all the decisions "marry me",kids,etc and not much has changed in 18 years, :

: you could sort of say,but i like it.[/QUOTE]


i suppose its a good thing you can cut meat then?????
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Old 02-02-2006, 01:59 PM   #78
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Kev EB XR8 - there is a bunch of one liners revolving around meeting your now wife and suppying meat.......but i'm rising above it and not going there....i'm sure you know em all - in fact that is another entertaining thread entirely.

Met mine of RSVP

Agree with the comments posted earlier about Internet dating services actually not being full of freaks......it's only 3/4 full.

So the odds are about 1 in 4 will actually be sort of normal and wondering what the hell they are doing on an internet dating website 'cuase they would never admit it to their friends.

The other 3 will be freaks who will only want to talk about themselves, ex's, the overseas trip they want to go on and how much they enjoy internet dating.

Wife was the 2nd girl I met off the site and there is no way we would have ever crossed paths otherwise.

She drove a VL Commidore (still does actually) and being a smart ИИИИ I said to her "Best engine Holden's ever had...." to which she replied "But it's not a Holden engine its a Nissan engine" My jaw dropped, my heart when boom and I was in luuuurve......

1st girl I met wanted to go from our first meeting to picking out homewares and bedspreads in less than 60 minutes.....being sober at the time it freaked me out......she was 16 or something....

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Old 02-02-2006, 03:18 PM   #79
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[QUOTE=Ringo]Kev EB XR8 - there is a bunch of one liners revolving around meeting your now wife and supplying meat.......but I'm rising above it and not going there....I'm sure you know em all - in fact that is another entertaining thread entirely.

Ahh your a decent man Ringo me mate

Got 3 kids so i know i had marital bliss at least 3 times, bit shady from then on in.

I like your philosophy on financial contracts in marriage
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After a long time on my own and a house fire later, I had a great mate who was going thru a lot of dramas himself turn up for coffee & to help gather the stuff that the locals had given the kids & I.

Have known him for about 20 odd years on & off and was actually great mates with his wife ..... she left and we were basically two mates helping each other out in a time of need .............. was 5 months ago on 31st that he actually plucked up the courage to ask me out officially ....... he is a romantic & thought I wouldnt go out with him ......

The kids & I have now moved in with he & his 3 kids and couldnt be happier ...... Ive never know happiness like this ............. So for those who think theres no one out there for them .... think again ... took me a horrid marrage & a few duds along the way but I know I have found Mr Perfect now .... only took me 39yrs to accomplish too :P


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Old 02-02-2006, 04:16 PM   #81
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The kids & I have now moved in with he & his 3 kids and couldnt be happier ...... Ive never know happiness like this ............. So for those who think theres no one out there for them .... think again ... took me a horrid marrage & a few duds along the way but I know I have found Mr Perfect now .... only took me 39yrs to accomplish too :P


Ohhhhhhh & brady bunch comments ..... have heard them all :P
Allbeit i have never met you, i have seen here how luck has not been kind to you at all, its refreshing to see you have found happiness again for you and the kids.

Hee Hee not to mention an extra income to fund another beasty ed sprint :
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IQ of a rock right here ppl's nice come back,i been with one person my entire adult life
more then i can say for you cause you woulda been a little tucker still dreaming of puberty n girls. :
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I have tried those internet dating sites. and its not just nut case girls there are some nut case guys around too....problem with internet dating is you can't judge a person from a picture.
So I find it really hard, and fancy restaurants and cafes aren't my thing.... You should see the responce I get when I ask a guy to the Drags or a Car show. I just never thought the dating game would have rules.

But hearing all ur stories makes it worth while, good luck to you all.
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Allbeit i have never met you, i have seen here how luck has not been kind to you at all, its refreshing to see you have found happiness again for you and the kids.

Hee Hee not to mention an extra income to fund another beasty ed sprint :

Thanks for that Kev ... yes good things so come to those who wait long enough :P
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well, i havnt so much met my miss's yet but theres 1 i hold a very bright candle for, my best mates sister, morals shmorals if its somone you would spend the rest of ur life with then u would crawl along 4 kilometers of barbed wire and vinigar to get to. i havnt told her yet, every time i goto i lose my words and just get shy :( one day i will! hopefully it wont be too late then ahha
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A chick I liked for about 6 months I never worked up the courage to ask. Then when I did she had a BF (and not the car) anyway. Turns out that at the time i started noticing her she was keen on me, but me being so clueless didnt notice that she was always serving me at the shop, being chatty, asking what i was doing in the weekend. In the end she gave up and found another bloke. Thing was ahe was very young. 15 going 16 soon 7 yrs younger. at the time i thought she was 18 - 19 so did my mates so was kinda a shock, and i backed off in a hurry. but anyway just ask her. leave all dignity and shame at the door
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Met my wife on holidays in Cairo back in 99! Found out that she only lived 20 minutes away from my place and that our parents already knew each other.
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After a long time on my own and a house fire later, I had a great mate who was going thru a lot of dramas himself turn up for coffee & to help gather the stuff that the locals had given the kids & I.

Have known him for about 20 odd years on & off and was actually great mates with his wife ..... she left and we were basically two mates helping each other out in a time of need .............. was 5 months ago on 31st that he actually plucked up the courage to ask me out officially ....... he is a romantic & thought I wouldnt go out with him ......

The kids & I have now moved in with he & his 3 kids and couldnt be happier ...... Ive never know happiness like this ............. So for those who think theres no one out there for them .... think again ... took me a horrid marrage & a few duds along the way but I know I have found Mr Perfect now .... only took me 39yrs to accomplish too :P


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Lisa, thats great to hear! After all the crap you and your kids have been through, its fantastic to hear things are going so well for you! I think karma caught up with you and you finally got what you deserved!

Hope things continue to go well for you now mate!

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We met at a reenactment event in 2003. He was the security guard and I was one of the reenactors, 17th century ECW wench complete with corset. He bounced minties off my "shelf tits". He asked for my phone number, I gave it to him and we've been together ever since, got married last year.

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Met my wife after answering ad in Soldier Of Fortune magazine for "beautiful russian ladies" yearning to meet you...........................

Nah, met her when she came with a group to academy in Glen Waverly, married in same building (chapel) Feb 8th 2003.
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We met at a reenactment event in 2003. He was the security guard and I was one of the reenactors, 17th century ECW wench complete with corset. He bounced minties off my "shelf tits". He asked for my phone number, I gave it to him and we've been together ever since, got married last year.

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