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Old 11-07-2005, 08:45 PM   #61
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well for all you cute guys who cannot get a girl , straight or lesbian, you should all turn to a poof..being the only open poof on this site...I'm here for ya...LOL

Have to be cute and rich...or have the potential to be rich LOL
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Old 11-07-2005, 08:47 PM   #62
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Old 11-07-2005, 08:49 PM   #63
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Old 11-07-2005, 08:53 PM   #64
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well for all you cute guys who cannot get a girl , straight or lesbian, you should all turn to a poof..being the only open poof on this site...I'm here for ya...LOL

Have to be cute and rich...or have the potential to be rich LOL
In the imortal words of someone (probably not the same bloke as above) "if all else fails". Go Mark :ymca: . Not for me but :
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Old 11-07-2005, 11:26 PM   #65
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at the risk of been flamed by the ladies here, aim for the meat in her girl sandwich!!
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Old 11-07-2005, 11:38 PM   #66
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But Kelly already has a girlfriend, maybe Tara does too.
If I hook them both up they can invite their girlfriends and have a female only foursome.
Five-some... or don't you want to be in between 4 hot lesbians?

Are these girls lesbians before you ask them out, or are you really that unattractive?
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Old 12-07-2005, 12:13 AM   #67
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Five-some... or don't you want to be in between 4 hot lesbians?

Are these girls lesbians before you ask them out, or are you really that unattractive?
He'll be holding the video camera!
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Old 12-07-2005, 12:14 AM   #68
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Old 12-07-2005, 12:28 AM   #69
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well for all you cute guys who cannot get a girl , straight or lesbian, you should all turn to a poof..being the only open poof on this site...I'm here for ya...LOL

Have to be cute and rich...or have the potential to be rich LOL
Dude, I'm eating dinner here! :
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Old 12-07-2005, 12:38 AM   #70
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now that was a brilliantly timed and frankly put reply if i have ever seen one, lol

im sure most males have been in this position (and by that i mean the rejection bit, not the four-lesbians-one-handed-video-camera bit)
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Old 12-07-2005, 12:43 AM   #71
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The old Fordforums almost needed a dedicated lovers lane section for the all the lonely hearts.
And it was great. Loverboy's thread was a funny read, if there is anyone around here that can remember it.

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Old 12-07-2005, 01:09 PM   #72
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Old 12-07-2005, 01:20 PM   #73
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Well all I can say at least a pointless thread that for once has not left me wanting my 10 mins to read it back, was well worth it, and good luck ......... lol
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Hahahaha this thread is funny as!
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now that was a brilliantly timed and frankly put reply if i have ever seen one, lol
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Old 12-07-2005, 01:29 PM   #75
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Dinner is definately out, for a first date. Ask her to a movie, tell her you will get the Tickets, and she can get the popcorn. Make it an early film, so if you both hit it off, maybe a quick bite or a drink after could be a goer. Don't pick her up, so she has her own transport, and won't feel trapped or stranded. after the first date, ask if she would like to see you again, get a number, and call her tomorrow and set something casual up again. If all goes well, explain it all to her on your fifth date and she will appreciate your thoughtfullness! Don't worry about anything else but enjoying yourselves, and the luvvin bit will happen when and if it happens! When it does, don't tell anybody on the forums, but send me a pm
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Old 12-07-2005, 01:44 PM   #76
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mate if you try hard enough you can turn a woman who dines at the furry plate into a rampaging maneater of a woman... just need the right mix of humour, good taste and build a rapport..
I've managed to do it once and nothing was sweeter than the taste of errm victory wmahahaha..
My point is dont give up..
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Old 12-07-2005, 01:50 PM   #77
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...you can turn a woman who dines at the furry plate into a rampaging maneater of a woman...
Furry Plate! Bwahaha!
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Old 12-07-2005, 01:52 PM   #78
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That's right. Get back on the horse and try again.

By the way, is there any basis for the assumption that the girl is a lesbian other than the remarks of co-workers? More often than not the only qualification there fo rhe rbeing a lesbian would be that she refuses to root any of them. (I haven't read the entire thread)
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SSJ you are a legend mate. Remember you always miss 100% of the shots you don't take. another 10/10 here.

Anyone, straight or not will admire confidence and honesty. Just cause you've lost round one, if you really like the girl, go for round two. Don't be overbearing, play it casual, but let her know that you feel she is worth chasing, take your time, she'll be impressed. Plus it shows you are genuinely interested and not just looking for anyone. You have chosen her. This is flattering for anyone!! Trick will be not being overbearing...

And you guys beating your chests about turning lesbians, I have to admit when I ended up with one, she "struggled" with "things". I figure you'd have to be petite. And yes ladies, we took our time....
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Yeah I gotta admit ssj, while I think this is funny as hell and I am laughing at your expense, You have balls my friend. Not only are you willing to chase down not one but two lesbians and bring them back to sausagetown, but you were brave enough to tell everyone else about it on a male dominated forum with over 6 000 members!

And you've taken it on the chin too. Good on ya.

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Its tuesday night, he will be on to give us an update of Tara soon.......hope its as funny as the last....
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Is that her in your Av ??
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That's right. Get back on the horse and try again.

By the way, is there any basis for the assumption that the girl is a lesbian other than the remarks of co-workers? More often than not the only qualification there fo rhe rbeing a lesbian would be that she refuses to root any of them. (I haven't read the entire thread)
lol, i agree, this is more like the real story!
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Get up, dust yourself off and have another crack son... whats the worst that can happen, seriously?
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Hey guys update!

Firstly, no the female in my av isnt any of them.

Okay, with Tara.
Last night went to reserves as usual and saw her as usual.
Big let down here.... I didnt ask her!!

Well I was pushing myself to do it but I figured no its too sudden it might not work but the good news is I did get to talk to her a fair bit.
We had PT on in the afternoon and I met up with her and while everybody was running around her and I did our own little thing. _2:
At the end of the night I saw her just as everybody was going home, being the pussy I am I just waved her goodbye. (she waved back too)
I dunno maybe next week I'll give it a shot, see what happens.

As for the vinyl on my car, I was supposed to take some pics of it this arvo but the digital camera has gone missing.
I'll have to have a look around for it, however I can tell you now its nothing insane just goes across the windshield and a bit on the backwindow.
Here's a hint, its something to do with Mustangs... lame I know! hehe but it looks pretty cool. :
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Hey guys update!

Firstly, no the female in my av isnt any of them.

Okay, with Tara.
Last night went to reserves as usual and saw her as usual.
Big let down here.... I didnt ask her!!

Well I was pushing myself to do it but I figured no its too sudden it might not work but the good news is I did get to talk to her a fair bit.
We had PT on in the afternoon and I met up with her and while everybody was running around her and I did our own little thing. _2:
At the end of the night I saw her just as everybody was going home, being the pussy I am I just waved her goodbye. (she waved back too)
I dunno maybe next week I'll give it a shot, see what happens.

As for the vinyl on my car, I was supposed to take some pics of it this arvo but the digital camera has gone missing.
I'll have to have a look around for it, however I can tell you now its nothing insane just goes across the windshield and a bit on the backwindow.
Here's a hint, its something to do with Mustangs... lame I know! hehe but it looks pretty cool. :
top stuff mate. good work! next week just take another step and before you know it you're running with the best of them :hihi:

But dont die wondering a chance not taken is an opportunity lost be fearless my friend you have not a thing to loose. py:
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Well I finally got pics of my car!
This is what Kelly did for me, check the link:
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Well story goes, I work at a panel beating shop and every now and then this young (well shes 25 I think but looks about my age 19) girl comes in to pin stripe cars or put decals on them named Kelly.

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