Superyob Tuesday - Page 3

MrEL · 05-08-2015, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by LG17

Must have been a renter!

The Aurion or the Goat?

1TUFFUTE · 05-08-2015, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by superyob

I must be getting old and sillier than usual Big Damo, but if it is the AU that you are referring to, I actually caught myself admiring an XR8 variant that someone had posted in another thread...

I've got you well n truely beat there...I copped a ban for admiring some AUs....

superyob · 05-08-2015, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 1TUFFUTE

I've got you well n truely beat there...I copped a ban for admiring some AUs....

How did that occur??

**buggerlugs** · 05-08-2015, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by 1TUFFUTE

I've got you well n truely beat there...I copped a ban for admiring some AUs....

Yes, your a perfect saint aren't you ? How many bans have we had now ?

1TUFFUTE · 05-08-2015, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by superyob

How did that occur??

I'd post it but I'm sure that's another ban

Let's just say I was argumentative, apparently egging au owners on....but at the same time giving a good rap to the person I quoted about their own AU and all T series AUs. Go figure.

And buggerlugs....no need to start a fight again.....most of my bans have been swear filter bans......that makes me a bad ****.

Or is it ***.......

Road Games · 05-08-2015, 11:07 PM

Sure Neil i'm sure your bannings are truly unwarranted

**russellw** · 06-08-2015, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by 1TUFFUTE

I've got you well n truely beat there...I copped a ban for admiring some AUs....

Let's not let rhetoric get in the way of the truth - I'd normally not comment but as you raised the topic, you were banned for a breach of the site T&C that had nothing to do with anything other than forgetting that everyone else is entitled to an opinion.

If you want to comment further then do so via PM

Russ

vztrt · 06-08-2015, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Adamz Ghia

Personally I don't mind if he comes back. Where else will I get my life advice from?

What you didn't get his neighbours details??

1TUFFUTE · 06-08-2015, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by russellw

Let's not let rhetoric get in the way of the truth - I'd normally not comment but as you raised the topic, you were banned for a breach of the site T&C that had nothing to do with anything other than forgetting that everyone else is entitled to an opinion.

If you want to comment further then do so via PM

Russ

I'm pretty sure the description sites "swear filter" avoidance and argumentative talk. Although I can't back that up as PMs are sacred as per the TnCs. Rhetoric and sharing ones own opinions are fine as far as I know?
And I bought it up as a light hearted joke and was then asked to explain further......I wasnt complaining.
(On a side note I see swear filter avoidance everywhere......not to mention it takes TWO to tango if it becomes an "argument")
I feel like I should apolagize for taking this thread off topic....but I just remembered....it's a balls put anything goes super yob thread so I'm sure all is sweet

TheSneakiness · 06-08-2015, 01:06 PM

Wonder if hulk is one of those sophisticated bots that do the rounds where they act like a human at the other end but generate responses based on data gathered here and entered into a complex algorithm that still ends up spewing the same crap at the end of it?

**Grunter** · 06-08-2015, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 1TUFFUTE

stuff...

Any chance you could re-read what Russell noted. Quoted below just in case you missed it.

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Originally Posted by russelw

If you want to comment further then do so via PM

If you want to comment further (on my comment) then do so via PM.

Chopped · 06-08-2015, 01:13 PM

I'm just worried what my neighbour thinks.

Maybe Hulk is Russellw's alter ego account....

**Grunter** · 06-08-2015, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Chopped

I'm just worried what my neighbour thinks....

According to the TV series, you just need to wave at them and you'll be good friends!

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Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours
With a little understanding, you can find the perfect blend
Neighbours, should be there for one another
That's when good neighbours become good friends

Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours
Just a friendly wave each morning, helps to make a better day
Neighbours, need to get to know each other
Next door is only a footstep away

Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours
With a little understanding, you can find the perfect blend
Neighbours, should be there for one another
That's when good neighbours become good friends

Neighbours, should be there for one another
That's when good neighbours become good friends
That's when good neighbours become good friends

1TUFFUTE · 06-08-2015, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Grunter

Any chance you could re-read what Russell noted. Quoted below just in case you missed it.

If you want to comment further (on my comment) then do so via PM.

Umm...I assumed Russell thought I was arguing with super-yob, (but I wasn't) therefore any comments to HIM were to be left out of the thread...PM(maybe that wasn't clarified enough)

. I highly doubt he meant ANY comments via PM....

And what's with all the negativity

......"if you want to make a comment..PM me"

. Ok so I'll just reply to people on PMs now...instead of threads

99AUXR · 06-08-2015, 02:50 PM

Okay then.

gossy · 06-08-2015, 04:41 PM

This is a superyob thread, not a hulk thread. Let's leave all the negativity at the door and enjoy some light hearted humour and sarcasm.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.

**Grunter** · 06-08-2015, 05:41 PM

We need a superyob Knock Knock thread!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The guy who finished second.
The guy who finished second who?
Exactly!

LG17 · 06-08-2015, 06:13 PM

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ipe!

Figure the next line out yourselves...

marty351 · 06-08-2015, 07:18 PM

How do you catch a Mazda?

Girlfriend used to say her engine was powered by Mike Hunt.

I'll stop there....

Trump · 06-08-2015, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Rapid_Axe

Wonder if hulk is one of those sophisticated bots that do the rounds where they act like a human at the other end but generate responses based on data gathered here and entered into a complex algorithm that still ends up spewing the same crap at the end of it?

It didn't cross my mind, til now...

galaxy xr8 · 06-08-2015, 07:27 PM

Not a knock knock joke but nether the less,

A blonde was driving her shiny new red sports car down the hwy, speeding when a female police officer pulled her over, (also blonde), the blonde police woman asked the blonde for her drivers licence.

A little dazzled the blonde driver searched her handbag for it, “what does it look like” she asked the police woman,
“it’s a little square thing with your pic on it” she explained to the driver,
After searching through her handbag again the driver come across her compact mirror,

“oh here it is” she said and passed it to the police woman as she handed over her compact mirror.

The blonde police woman took one look at it and handed it back and said, “sorry you can go now I didn’t realise you were a cop”.

olfella · 06-08-2015, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by marty351

How do you catch a Mazda?

Girlfriend used to say her engine was powered by Mike Hunt.

I'll stop there....

I knew a bloke named Hunt once. His nickname was Pork.

CoupeKing · 06-08-2015, 09:41 PM

Why did the Tree sell his Laptop? Because he could never Log on.

wackyv8 · 06-08-2015, 09:55 PM

knock knock.....
who's there?
hulk.

sorry folks i couldnt resist . so now we have yobbo's tuesday and hulk friday , YAY !

Pedro · 06-08-2015, 11:21 PM

Well if this is becoming a joke thread .....

Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor.

"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.

The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal.

"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"

The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure.

Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.

Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.

The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv Prostate suckness ey"

"What's the cure thin doc?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.

"Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls."

"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"

TheSneakiness · 07-08-2015, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by olfella

I knew a bloke named Hunt once. His nickname was Pork.

I used to live next door to a guy called Brad Kerr, who legitimately had a brother called Wayne.

superyob · 07-08-2015, 09:53 AM

A mate off mine from many years ago always 'threatened' to name his daughter Ophelia. His surname was Dick...

True story!!

danzvtil · 08-08-2015, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by superyob

A mate off mine from many years ago always 'threatened' to name his daughter Ophelia. His surname was Dick...

True story!!

Friend of mine named her cat Ophelia, she wasn't happy when I explained it to her......

**73 4V XB** · 09-08-2015, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Rapid_Axe

I used to live next door to a guy called Brad Kerr, who legitimately had a brother called Wayne.

Wayne didn't work for western general panels did he? Head painter there was Wayne Kerr. Poor bugger.

gossy · 10-08-2015, 10:28 PM

....still didn't get my question answered, somehow I think the Moderators are avoiding the problem.