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Old 12-05-2012, 01:03 AM   #1
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Default More carbon tax woes

A "leaked" document claims that from June 1st every person witnessed to be passing wind will be slapped with a "carbon tax" impost from between $9.50 and $26.75 per emission. Obviously those trumpeting the most severe blasts will attract the upper level of the tax.

Dairy farmers have reported that upon hearing this, cows are threatening to withhold their gasses, but the Government has pre-empted this by introducing a "withholding tax".

Does this mean that the countryside with be littered with the carcases of explode cows?

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Old 12-05-2012, 01:04 AM   #2
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Had a bit too much to drink tonight have we??
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:18 PM   #3
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For christs sake, don't give the government any stupid ideas...they come up with enough on their own...
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:21 PM   #4
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Sounds like you had an interesting night on the pipe. Gave me a chuckle though.
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