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Old 30-09-2006, 09:48 PM   #1
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Today i discoverd my lock nut has been sitting in this (pic Below) spot for two weeks proving i'm no hoon :

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Old 30-09-2006, 09:50 PM   #2
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100km/h + no forward motion = locknut stays put = hoon.

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Old 30-09-2006, 09:51 PM   #3
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And you could'nt drive the car 'cos you could'nt find the lock nut to tighten that last nut?
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Old 30-09-2006, 09:53 PM   #4
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I recon it was just jammed when the hood was down , ya hoon ! ...hehehe j/k ;) . cheers
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Old 30-09-2006, 09:54 PM   #5
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Old 30-09-2006, 10:10 PM   #6
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Dial a hoon/RspecAU 1800eatmydust. lol
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Old 30-09-2006, 10:12 PM   #7
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For sure, creating false evidence. :
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Old 30-09-2006, 10:14 PM   #8
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lol something like that happened to me. the little part that clamps the radiator to the top of the rad support fell down where the battery is couldnt find it drove around for a week and discovered it there today. same thing happened with a bit of sandpaper too lol its always good to discover its still there lol
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Old 30-09-2006, 10:16 PM   #9
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Lol something like that happened to me. The oil cap came off (I don't know how!) and I looked for it everywhere. What do you know, as soon as I buy a new one I found it near the plenum. I could of bought a 6 pack of beer instead of that oil cap.
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Old 30-09-2006, 10:22 PM   #10
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was putting the car bra on my fairlane to do a night time country trip, and sitting in the bottom of my bumper was a screwdriver i'd misplaced months ago...bwahaha

how that didnt fall out ive got no idea
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Old 30-09-2006, 10:29 PM   #11
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was putting the car bra on my fairlane to do a night time country trip, and sitting in the bottom of my bumper was a screwdriver i'd misplaced months ago...bwahaha

how that didnt fall out ive got no idea
Lol it's funny how when you find these things, that you have replaced them already :
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Old 30-09-2006, 10:38 PM   #12
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I was replacing a battery once, left the spanner on the nut(god knows how or why) for a 500km drive. Only realised because I checked the oil for the return trip.
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Old 30-09-2006, 11:04 PM   #13
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Found a socket, an extension and a spanner all sitting in the side of my engine bay a couple of weeks ago. Lucky Craig at ACE saw them sitting there.
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Old 01-10-2006, 01:11 AM   #14
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Hmm, theres a lot of parts floating around in these fords
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Hmm, theres a lot of parts floating around in these fords
Yes there seems to be a few parts floating around in the fords as you say, but i have also seen plenty of tools lying around in holdens as well. out: _2:
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Old 01-10-2006, 01:24 AM   #16
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I left a gasket scraper sitting on top of my intake manifold without realizing went for a test drive got back wondered where the hell i put it found it later that arvo still sitting on top of the intake manifold. I couldnt stop laughing.
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Old 01-10-2006, 01:27 AM   #17
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Yes there seems to be a few parts floating around in the fords as you say, but i have also seen plenty of tools lying around in holdens as well. out: _2:
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Yes there seems to be a few parts floating around in the fords as you say, but i have also seen plenty of tools lying around in holdens as well. out: _2:
GOOD CALL lol

come to think of it i have one of my shorty 5mm hex drive screw drivers sitting underneath the abs unit and cant get the thing out lol. it still there though it aint going anywhere.
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Old 01-10-2006, 04:06 AM   #19
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proving i'm no hoon :
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i know all about holdens most of my cars have been commos and theres always tools out fixing the bloody things cause they kept breaking down on me but no trouble at all with my ford hardly ever have to break out the tools unless i want to improve something
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Old 01-10-2006, 04:53 AM   #21
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Unless you are 25 years and one day old, you are still a hoon. Remember, its only under 25's that are hoons supposedly. LoL about the lock nut though.
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Old 01-10-2006, 05:44 AM   #22
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when i blew one of my front globes i put it on the battery and forgot about it couple of weeks later i opened the bonnet to find it still there.
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Old 01-10-2006, 12:01 PM   #23
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This doesnt prove ur not a hoon, just a lucky son of a....
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Today i discoverd my lock nut has been sitting in this (pic Below) spot for two weeks proving i'm no hoon :
I found a cat in the same spot once, it didn't move either.. e
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I had left a spanner on one of the rear brake nipples... mechanic found it ~2 months later when I had the shockers replaced...
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Old 01-10-2006, 12:09 PM   #26
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lol how long has that been there mark , you hoon !

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i left a socket on the outside of the engine bay when we put the superlows in and a copper found it when he did a roadworthy...
"did you lose a 13mm (or whatever size it was) socket?
umm, yeah a while ago, whys that?
i found it under your car..
then we ****ed ourselves laughing


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Yeah go for it...split ur sides laughing but ur my wittness that it wasn't rigged : it was ur fault that it was left there :

A cat what was it doing there? Oh there r so many things i could say about that but i better not :
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one time i changed a headlight globe in my EA, and forgot to put the cover back over the socket, then about 2 weeks later i found it sitting down near the engine mount, and i hadn't got a new one either so it was all good.
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Old 01-10-2006, 06:05 PM   #30
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I found a cat in the same spot once, it didn't move either.. e
My aunt found one of those around the fan belt of her old Cortina once.
After she had started it up and us kids were wondering where Pussa was....

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