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Old 10-05-2006, 02:16 PM   #1
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Here you go guys, have a laugh.

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Old 10-05-2006, 02:22 PM   #2
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they always never mention nz an where is tassie hhah
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Old 10-05-2006, 02:34 PM   #3
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Hahahaha! Very clever
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Old 10-05-2006, 03:17 PM   #4
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hahaha very well thought of :P
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Not that explains a lot.
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Old 10-05-2006, 03:22 PM   #6
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Very funny!! Although some Americans wouldn't even know that the Big Island existed.
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Hahaha that's brilliant. Captures the American attitude perfectly.
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Old 10-05-2006, 04:23 PM   #8
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Hahaha that's brilliant. Captures the American attitude perfectly.
True dat. Yo yo yo wassup?
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Old 10-05-2006, 08:10 PM   #10
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True dat. Yo yo yo wassup?
: Shouldn't you be out TAKING PICTURES OF A COUPE... : See my face, your making me red.
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Old 10-05-2006, 09:10 PM   #11
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Old 10-05-2006, 10:10 PM   #12
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hahaha, thats great!
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Hahahahaha all in good time my friend
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Might have been leaked from the white house..??? But yeah i had a laugh...
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Old 11-05-2006, 06:11 AM   #15
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You guys all suck.


Go drink a Fosters and ride around your kangaroooooooo. :
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Go drink a Fosters and ride around your kangaroooooooo. :
I gave riding Skippy up because he kicked me in the balls. Looking for a drop bear to ride now if I can catch the bugger.
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Old 11-05-2006, 06:29 AM   #17
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Got this off another thread.

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Bahahahaha! That's great!
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Who here drink Fosters and rides around in Kangaroo's?

I drink VB and run over Kangaroos!
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I hope your not taking this seriously Drive XR7, it's all in jest, just a laugh. Without America there would be no Ford and we'd all be driving Toyota's.
Now please, can you point those Nukes somewhere else.
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I hope your not taking this seriously Drive XR7, it's all in jest, just a laugh. Without America there would be no Ford and we'd all be driving Toyota's.
Now please, can you point those Nukes somewhere else.
I'm just kidding. We're all dumb over here anyway. ;)

I'm willing to bet that 80% of Americans think Outback Steakhouse and Suburu are Aussie. ;) If you've never heard of Outback... it's probably a good thing.
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Old 11-05-2006, 10:28 AM   #22
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I drink rum, but I sold my roo, and bought a nice comfy Wallaby. They have softer suspension, are a bit smaller, and are cheaper to run. There sub-frames dont last long with my wieght though, so I have to service it regularly.
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Its so funny how foreigners think we drink Fosters, when you can barely even find it down here. Its so Australian you can't even buy it.
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Never had the opportunity to drink a Fosters, except at the Grand Prix.. and THAT abandoned Adelaide a decade ago...

Givvus a (Coopers) pale and anuvva kanga steak ay mate!

Actually... I've just been told we're having marinaded kangaroo steak for dinner tonight lol.... seriously
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I actually drink Jack Daniels.

Oh and isnt Fosters sold in the US anyway?
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i ride my kangaroo to the city, runs cheaper then on fuel
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I cant get compliance on mine :(
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I drink rum, but I sold my roo, and bought a nice comfy Wallaby. They have softer suspension, are a bit smaller, and are cheaper to run. There sub-frames dont last long with my wieght though, so I have to service it regularly.


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I'm just kidding. We're all dumb over here anyway. ;)

I'm willing to bet that 80% of Americans think Outback Steakhouse and Suburu are Aussie. ;) If you've never heard of Outback... it's probably a good thing.
I wouldn't say dumb. Just misinformed.

I cracked up just about every day for the 6 weeks I was in and around California.
It was shark tales when I was there. About the time we had a fair few shark attacks.
And I kept getting offered Fosters in restaurants etc. Kept telling them Fosters is made from Drop bear and why would I fly 12 hours to drink "home brew". Give us a Bud mate :
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