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Old 26-11-2006, 07:28 PM   #1
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Old 26-11-2006, 07:29 PM   #2
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Haha nice.

There is a sparky up here whos slogan is 'Let us remove your shorts'
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Old 26-11-2006, 07:54 PM   #3
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rofl, my old man was part of the team who designed those trucks. they are made at marshall lethlean in laverton. was pretty funny when they showed us the pics of it all detailed
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Old 26-11-2006, 08:10 PM   #4
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The driver isnt a Mr.S Carter is it?
Who always has a sh&t of a day?
He has trouble getting good workers, he has Henry's going through his business all the time lol
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Old 26-11-2006, 08:11 PM   #5
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thats classic !

there is a demolition place up here in coffs harbour, thats called The Strip Joint
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Old 26-11-2006, 08:12 PM   #6
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Its KENNYS ride
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Old 26-11-2006, 08:16 PM   #7
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ha thats cool......
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Old 26-11-2006, 09:01 PM   #8
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we're no1 in the no2 business - thats off Kenny the movie

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Old 26-11-2006, 11:18 PM   #9
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We got a plummer around our area and on the front of his van is sign written: ESRATEW All becomes clear when you see it in your rear vision mirror.
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Old 27-11-2006, 01:38 AM   #10
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there's a butchering company around druin that has "contract killing" across the back of the work truck.
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Old 27-11-2006, 01:58 AM   #11
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got a head reconditioning place here on port rd, place is called justheads. sign out the front "the best head jobs in town".
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Old 27-11-2006, 02:11 AM   #12
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saw a sign that had been modified in mornington today.
"sprog" sale
irresistable perv inside
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Old 27-11-2006, 09:09 AM   #13
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"We have a saying in Khazakstan........."

Isn't a **** burglar a backdoor rapist? How embarrassing to drive around advertising it!

I hate that Kenny movie. The guy is normal but in the movie he talks like a spastic. I find that offensive to spastics, not that I am one but, yeah he could talk like he normally does and not like a dimwit.
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Old 27-11-2006, 09:44 AM   #14
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Got a tiler round our way, signwritten on the back of his ute he has "I'm a Good Layer"
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Old 27-11-2006, 01:31 PM   #15
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One I still remember from when I was a kid...

On a truck owned by a window furnisher:
Caution: blind man driving
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Old 27-11-2006, 01:34 PM   #16
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"We have a saying in Khazakstan........."

Isn't a **** burglar a backdoor rapist? How embarrassing to drive around advertising it!

I hate that Kenny movie. The guy is normal but in the movie he talks like a spastic. I find that offensive to spastics, not that I am one but, yeah he could talk like he normally does and not like a dimwit.
i Think you confuse Borat with Kenny yes...?
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Old 27-11-2006, 01:35 PM   #17
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We have a neighbour who's got a HUGE sticker on the back of his car..

WARNING "Driver Is Legless"

Well, he is... No legs, just a wheel chair... But a BIG sense of humor :evil_laug :evil_laug
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Old 27-11-2006, 01:48 PM   #18
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hehe, our local septic disposal man, has an old wooden loo out the back of the house with the redback on the toilet seat on his truck and up the side it has "You dump it.... We pump it...''
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Old 27-11-2006, 02:38 PM   #19
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Hehehe.. My Uncle has a Cleaning Supplies company up in Noosa, his slogan is "Talk Dirty To Us"
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Old 27-11-2006, 09:59 PM   #20
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Hahah thats awesome!

There is car wash up here called "wet dreams car wash"

You should hear the radio ad for it!!
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Old 28-11-2006, 05:27 AM   #21
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There used to be a mobile crane company on the Gold Coast that had their cranes sign written, " No.1 in Erections".
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Old 28-11-2006, 12:09 PM   #22
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"We have a saying in Khazakstan........."

Isn't a **** burglar a backdoor rapist? How embarrassing to drive around advertising it!

I hate that Kenny movie. The guy is normal but in the movie he talks like a spastic. I find that offensive to spastics, not that I am one but, yeah he could talk like he normally does and not like a dimwit.
OMG another person who has missed the point of the movie....KENNY IS A CHARACTER....he isnt real....the ACTOR who PLAYS him gave him a LISP to be different...he doesnt 'talk like a spastic' as you so elloquently put it it's a speech impediment.

You are like all those americans with Borat, they don't realise he is an actor in character...
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Old 28-11-2006, 12:11 PM   #23
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OMG another person who has missed the point of the movie....KENNY IS A CHARACTER....he isnt real....the ACTOR who PLAYS him gave him a LISP to be different...he doesnt 'talk like a spastic' as you so elloquently put it it's a speech impediment.

You are like all those americans with Borat, they don't realise he is an actor in character...
You mean Borat is not a real person? next you will be saying that about Santa Claus.
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Old 28-11-2006, 02:18 PM   #24
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we're no1 in the no2 business - thats off Kenny the movie

LOLS

ive seen it on a septic tank cleaners truck when i lived in grafton 10 years ago

this one is quesiton probly isnm't original
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