Do you drive without clothes?!?

[Hunter]

Err I voted no. Why would you drive without clothes, I mean if the skin cancer doesn't get you, the birds will go for your doodle (my mother thought that telling me that birds would take my doodle would be a good way to get me to keep wearing my clothes when I was a toddler).

Anyway, I know of a guy (one of my parents neighbours boyfriend) who was pulled over by police for erratic driving. They thought he was either high or drunk. At first he wouldn't pull over and tried to do a runner and hide in a side street. Eventually the cops found him and pulled him over. As it turns out he was extremely drunk, and driving completely naked. When asked by the police why he was naked, he simply replied "Cause its hot.".

So he got arrested for dd and carted off in the paddy wagon while naked.

[blueoval]

I coudnt find the option for 'If I did go naked, who would clean my seat afterwards?'

[blueoval]

Originally Posted by bonspeed

I usually just wear a g-bangger...................backwards.

ooooh flys eyes!!! :

[TUF_302]

If its a hot day and im not at work ill wear just thongs and a pair of shorts.

[McobraR]

I only wear my boarder shorts when driving home from the beach on REALLY hot days, cus they dry up after a few minutes anyway and wont wet the seats! Other than that, never.

[Ford_V8]

I have a question for you automotive nudists, where is it that you go when you are driving naked? To work? The local shops? Out to town for a night out? High School reunion? I'm baffled :P

[blueoval]

Originally Posted by Ford_V8

I have a question for you automotive nudists, where is it that you go when you are driving naked? To work? The local shops? Out to town for a night out? High School reunion? I'm baffled :P

I beleive you dont drive any where. you just drive for the thrill. But then again, we have maslins beach where we are, so who knows.

[rodderz]

Originally Posted by bonspeed

I usually just wear a g-bangger...................backwards.

Be prepared for a serious case of a cut lunch after a few hours of driving wearing that

The tators wouldnt be very happy

[Outbackjack]

Originally Posted by Ford_V8

I have a question for you automotive nudists, where is it that you go when you are driving naked? To work? The local shops? Out to town for a night out? High School reunion? I'm baffled :P

A nudist resort, a free beach, your girl freinds......

[blueoval]

Originally Posted by rodderz

The tators wouldnt be very happy

or is it

[Jesk]

Originally Posted by blueoval

you just drive for the thrill. But then again, we have maslins beach where we are, so who knows.

I used to live just across the road from maslins and one day i was cruising (clothed) thinking I had never seen so many cops on the roads down that way. then i hear on the radio that today is the nude olympics down at maslins so maybe the cops just wanted a peep show for the day!

[blueoval]

Originally Posted by Jesk

I used to live just across the road from maslins and one day i was cruising (clothed) thinking I had never seen so many cops on the roads down that way. then i hear on the radio that today is the nude olympics down at maslins so maybe the cops just wanted a peep show for the day!

yeah quote possibly. I think those nude olympics were male dominated though, so it all sounds a bit :ymca: to me

[broken_suave]

Hehehe.. I always find it amusing that everyone puts ***** on goths like myself and a few other contributors to this thread, but as soon as they see a 'hot goth chick' they do this amazing 360. So yeah, it can be damn good being a goth guy, cause all of those 'hot goth chicks' actually go for you, instead of ignoring you.

Yeah, we may be odd, but we have hot chicks in corsets :P

[mbukukanyau]

Once I was in shorts

[blueline]

my everyday driver skyline doesnt have air con so the shirt comes off as soon as i jump in it after work. and once did a strip tease for the missus when 'you can leave your hat on' came on the radio. i wasnt driving at the time. its too hard to change gears and see where you are going when you are trying to get your boxers off in a confined space.

[Van D]

I usually drive in boxers/boardies down to the shops. No shoes or shirt etc.

[Jesk]

Originally Posted by blueoval

yeah quote possibly. I think those nude olympics were male dominated though, so it all sounds a bit :ymca: to me

Yeah i thought so too, so i kerbed my enthusiasim and decided not to check it out!

[XR6_661]

If I'm just going to the shops to get a movie and some munchies I'll just go in shorts and pluggers...other then that, I'm usually fully dressed.

[Fordman1]

If it's hot and I'm making a quick trip to the corner store, or coming back from surfing / open water swimming I may go topless with boardies or shorts.

Otherwise shorts & t-shirt if it's really warm.

[Ray]

I usually wear at least a pair of shorts and a singlet when i drive, The only time I remember driving with no shirt was after an all-day fishing session, and that was because I was sunburnt to the sh*thouse. Ever since then i've been keeping a tube of 30+ sunscreen next to the tackle box. never again... :

[crannersEL]

I always wear clothes when driving.....

[gthofan]

i sometimes take my shoes and socks off sometimes if i am alone