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Old 21-06-2007, 11:27 AM   #1
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by the way im not trying to start a flame war i just found this picture funny



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Old 21-06-2007, 11:30 AM   #2
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Hahahaha, that's brilliant!
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Old 21-06-2007, 11:34 AM   #3
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Thats Gold. I just showed a CGU Rep, they're rolling on the floor!
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Old 21-06-2007, 11:40 AM   #4
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Old 21-06-2007, 11:51 AM   #5
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hahaha, I got a laugh.

Trying to think of the equivalent Holden one though, what would that say? Since your car always has high revs and wheels turning fast without actually going anywhere? hmmm, I don't know.
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Old 21-06-2007, 12:49 PM   #6
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hahaha, I got a laugh.

Trying to think of the equivalent Holden one though, what would that say? Since your car always has high revs and wheels turning fast without actually going anywhere? hmmm, I don't know.
"Here at CGU we recognise that your Holden Commdore is likely to spend more time parked at McDonalds than it will be driven on the road and can therefore save you a bundle on comprehensive insurance"

"Holden drivers are a special breed. Here at CGU, we recognise that the weight of your stereo system will ensure that any collision which occurs will be at such a low speed, little/no damage is expected. We can therefore offer you insurance at very low rates"

"Holden drivers have special needs. We realise that most insured Holden drivers spend more on their wheels than they do on their cars. Because you excercise that special caution to ensure the wheels are not damaged and scratched, we can arrange very competetive premiums. Call us."

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Old 21-06-2007, 01:07 PM   #7
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HAHAHAHA Nice work You've done well.
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Old 21-06-2007, 01:37 PM   #8
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Old 21-06-2007, 05:00 PM   #9
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Old 21-06-2007, 07:00 PM   #10
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LOL, I am with CGU, don't recall seeing that in the PDS
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Old 21-06-2007, 08:34 PM   #11
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"Here at CGU we recognise that your Holden Commdore is likely to spend more time parked at McDonalds than it will be driven on the road and can therefore save you a bundle on comprehensive insurance"

"Holden drivers are a special breed. Here at CGU, we recognise that the weight of your stereo system will ensure that any collision which occurs will be at such a low speed, little/no damage is expected. We can therefore offer you insurance at very low rates"

"Holden drivers have special needs. We realise that most insured Holden drivers spend more on their wheels than they do on their cars. Because you excercise that special caution to ensure the wheels are not damaged and scratched, we can arrange very competetive premiums. Call us."

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Old 21-06-2007, 09:35 PM   #12
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New for Old Replacement of your vehicle from when it was first registered up to 3 years if it has travelled less than 50,000klms and it is a TOTAL LOSS

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