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Old 11-07-2007, 10:10 AM   #1
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Condom testers wanted for new positions

July 05, 2007

AN Australian manufacturer has called for applications for what it claims could be the world's best job – condom tester.
Durex marketing manager Sam White said any Australian over the age of 18 could apply for one of 200 positions as a condom tester.

The position is not paid, but successful applicants will receive a free $60 selection of Durex products and will be required to provide the company with honest feedback about the products' performance.

One of the lucky 200 testers will win a $1000 bonus.

Applicants must explain why they would make an expert condom tester, Mr White said.

“With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex,” he said.

“Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorised professional?”

One thing's for sure – it's a job where employees won't mind taking their work home and burning the midnight oil.


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ps, I do have a job that i do like! : Im not looking for a new one :

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Old 11-07-2007, 12:26 PM   #2
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i wonder how many people will be applying??
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Old 11-07-2007, 12:29 PM   #3
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Old 11-07-2007, 12:51 PM   #4
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And I wonder how many of the 200 lucky testers will be thanking Durex for making their partners pregnant if the condoms fail? w00t...Baby Bonus!!
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Old 11-07-2007, 01:43 PM   #5
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Unless you got to test them out on random hotties supplied by the company, Whatd be the point? Especially when you wouldn't have to use one with your partner anyway.
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:49 PM   #6
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Don't think my girlfriend would be too impressed if I applied
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:58 PM   #7
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Unless you got to test them out on random hotties supplied by the company, Whatd be the point? Especially when you wouldn't have to use one with your partner anyway.
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Old 11-07-2007, 08:13 PM   #8
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hahahaha i should apply !







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Old 11-07-2007, 08:20 PM   #9
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gee if i applied for this job i would be stiff and get a knockback
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I think I'd blow my chances of getting it

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don't you think you are a bit premature in saying that
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Old 11-07-2007, 09:36 PM   #12
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doubt i would last the whole competition ,
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Old 12-07-2007, 08:34 AM   #13
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doubt i would last the whole competition ,
It'd be some stiff competition if that
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Old 12-07-2007, 08:38 AM   #14
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I already do the same thing, but I work for Glad, same test, its just I use the Bin liners...... :P
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I heard something similar to this awhile back but they were actually looking for partners. Would be interesting to find out how many people do apply...
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Old 12-07-2007, 09:21 PM   #16
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I already do the same thing, but I work for Glad, same test, its just I use the Bin liners...... :P
Now that made me laugh!
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I bet there are a few here that should have remained in one as well...
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