Joining The Army: Need Advice

[sleekism]

Originally Posted by 02futura

nah u dont drop the soap in the navy shower block or on a ship for that matter army's more civilised from wat i hear
i can hear that "YMCA" song atm

Yeah thats why the navy has liquid soap!

Much harder to pick up

[paule11]

join the army get sent away to the frontline join the airforce and stand on the flightline waving goodbye to your officer in his jet as he goes to the front line

I know a lot of people in the army met some really top blokes but there is a lot of losers there that cant think for themselves and need an officer to tell them what to do. A lot of trades get sent external to learn trade skills we get a heap from the army only had 2 the rest were really good .

A mate of mine when he was sent to Townsville was shown the lines where he would be living there was a bloke with 2 broken arms he asked what happened he had been thrown 0ff the 2nd floor for stealing someones camoflauge uniform .
This mate says how could you tell all cams look the same they say he never took the other name off it.

If you become a grunt you used to run the risk of your mates bringing a hideous creature back to barracks and expecting you to have sex with her after 15 of them have . This happened to a friend who ended up in the SAS 3 soldiers came to his door on base and told him he had to have sex with this beast and if he didnt it was bad for morale . He informed them that no one wakes him to have sex with pogs an then he broke them extensively.

[TURBOTAXI]

Army is what you make it - great move for a young person.

[Selwonk]

Originally Posted by Nappa

are you speaking from experiance....

no only what i was told by your dad and brother!!!