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Old 05-09-2005, 03:45 PM   #1
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Default huuuuge strawberry

have a go at this strawberry my daughter bought at the school canteen , put my smoke packet and a pen with it to give you an idea of the size , must be on steroids



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Old 05-09-2005, 03:50 PM   #2
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Its about the same size my left nut grew to when i got hit with a football.....
But thats another story
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Old 05-09-2005, 04:18 PM   #3
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Its about the same size my left nut grew to when i got hit with a football.....
But thats another story
Man... that sounds painful... :
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Old 05-09-2005, 04:21 PM   #4
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Painful part was that it was pretty close to that colour too :(
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Old 05-09-2005, 04:55 PM   #5
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Woah!!
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Old 05-09-2005, 06:19 PM   #6
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That is one heck of a HUGE strawberry!
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Old 05-09-2005, 06:26 PM   #7
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Whoa... The King Kong of Strawberries.
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Old 05-09-2005, 06:27 PM   #8
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id still take the smokes.
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Old 05-09-2005, 06:41 PM   #9
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I just spat my sausage back onto my plate when I read that!! It's probably slightly less funny to you though...
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Old 05-09-2005, 06:57 PM   #10
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mmm bring out the dipping chocolate... strawberries and choccy yummmy!!
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Old 05-09-2005, 07:22 PM   #11
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I just spat my sausage back onto my plate when I read that!!
What were you doing with it in your mouth??

I mean......thats a big strawberry!
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Old 06-09-2005, 06:24 AM   #12
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Ummmm....... sex on the brain perhaps, but that strawberry's shaped kinda like a particular female body part........ or is it just me?
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Old 06-09-2005, 06:39 AM   #13
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Ummmm....... sex on the brain perhaps, but that strawberry's shaped kinda like a particular female body part........ or is it just me?
hummmmmmmmm thats naughty , i thought it looked like a heart .
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Old 06-09-2005, 09:41 AM   #14
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Ummmm....... sex on the brain perhaps, but that strawberry's shaped kinda like a particular female body part........ or is it just me?
I think its just you Bindi. If you're referring to the body part that I think you are, It looks nothing like one....... :

A heart maybe, or the elephant man with green hair and bad sunburn......
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Old 06-09-2005, 09:50 AM   #15
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Ummmm....... sex on the brain perhaps, but that strawberry's shaped kinda like a particular female body part........ or is it just me?
Speaking of which , I think your avatar has got some serious cleavage ....LOL........

on topic ,,,,, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Longbeach
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Old 06-09-2005, 10:03 AM   #16
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Its about the same size my left nut grew to when i got hit with a football.....
But thats another story
You got off easy man, i was riding a bike one handed, used the front brake and not the rear (only a BMX) handle bar right into the left side of my pelvis, it's still slightly numb... damn did that swell a bit...
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Old 06-09-2005, 10:38 AM   #17
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This one is not as big, but still rather large I thought:
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Old 07-09-2005, 06:02 AM   #18
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hummmmmm credit/debit card not the best thing to use.....
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Old 07-09-2005, 07:19 AM   #19
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hummmmmm credit/debit card not the best thing to use.....
Hehehehe, but that account no longer exists, so it's no good to anyone
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Old 07-09-2005, 07:45 AM   #20
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bugger . was gonna pay for my mods with that . if you give me the pin . ha
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