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Old 12-11-2005, 08:53 AM   #1
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Default AFL season in doubt for 2006

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It is likely that the AFL competition for 2006 will have to be cancelled.

Under the new Anti Terrorism Laws the Bombers are banned, the new Industrial Relations legislation rules out the Dockers and the avian flu epidemic is wreaking havoc with the Crows, Eagles, Hawks, Magpies and Swans.

Any transfers to the Kangaroos, Cats, Lions, Dogs and Tigers must now be quarantined for at least 12 months.

Religious vilification laws mean that no one can legally barrack for the Demons or the Saints.

This only leaves the Power and the Blues who no one wants to barrack for anyway.

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Old 12-11-2005, 02:02 PM   #2
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LMFAO, good work!
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Old 12-11-2005, 03:55 PM   #3
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That is absolutely brilliant!! Good work, Gambit!
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Old 12-11-2005, 05:27 PM   #4
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Here I was thinking this could be serious ! Much to my horror , its only a joke ! But it was amusing all the same !
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Old 12-11-2005, 09:55 PM   #5
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Many a true word said in jest.
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Old 12-11-2005, 09:58 PM   #6
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haha thats funny as
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Old 13-11-2005, 09:13 AM   #7
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HA,great stuff.
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Old 13-11-2005, 04:01 PM   #8
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Thats gold buahahaha
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Old 13-11-2005, 05:42 PM   #9
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Its a worry. But also, donating to Amnesty International, Medicins Sans Frontier etc. Can see you in jail for giving money to a terrorist cause. All it will take is Rudd to declare donating to them as aiding terrorists and you could be jailed. Under the new proposed terrorist laws. This fact !!!
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Old 13-11-2005, 07:31 PM   #10
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hmmm bugger better remove my POWER membership sticker from the window my mascot and PORTADELAIDE bar runner from my dash of my ute I guess
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Old 13-11-2005, 09:21 PM   #11
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