What's your best/worst joke?

[Steve_T]

A bra and a set of jumper leads go into a bar. The bra walks up to the barman and asks for two beers. The barman refuses to serve the drinks and when the bra asks why, the barman replies "because you're off your tits and your mate looks like he's about to start something".

[Steve_T]

Earl and Chester were going to go duck hunting. At Chester's house, getting ready to go, Chester says to Earl "I'm not gonna bother going hunting if there are no ducks on the lake - I'll send my dog out to check." So Chester sends his dog out to the lake to check. A short while later the dogs comes back and barks twice. Chester says "Well I'm not gonna bother going hunting - there's only two ducks on the lake." Earl can't believe how much faith Chester has in his dog so he goes out to see for himself. Sure enough when Earl reaches the lake he finds only two ducks there. Arriving back at Chester's place Earl says "Geez, that dog is amazing! Where did you get him?" Chester replies "I got him from a breeder who lives just down the road - you could get a dog from him too if you wanted." So later on Earl walks over to the breeder's place to see what dogs he has. Earl is not convinced about the dog the breeder offers him, so he sends the dog out to the lake as a test to see how many ducks there are. He continues to talk with the breeder and a short while later the dog returns carrying a stick in it's mouth and starts humping Earl's leg. Angrily, Earl says "I'm not gonna take this stupid dog. This is a joke!" The breeder replies "Steady on Earl, he's only trying to tell you that there are more f@#king ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!"

[Yum-Yum]

Worst:
A dyslexic man walks into a Bra.

Why don't Pakistani's play soccer...they tend to put shops on every corner.

Average:
What's the difference between a Rooster and a Prostitute...
One says 'Cock-a-doodle-doo' the other says 'Any-cock-will-doo'

Best:
A woman visits her local GP, Dr Flopsome, and says she wants larger breasts to which he replies "Try this exercise when ever you can, flap your arms like wings and repeat...I must, I must, I must increase my bust."
With that she leaves and while riding the bus home proceeds to flap her arms and repeating "I must, I must, I must increase my bust." The gentleman next to her replies "Ahhhh...Dr Flopsome"
The woman looking startled says " why, yes how did you know?"
The man knocks his knees together saying "Hickery Dickery Dock!"

[jabba]

BLONDE JOKE

A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $30, she
exclaimed: "But I don't have any money.



But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother." The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
"Anything?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
"Well, then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room.



The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
"Come in and close the door" the man said. She did.
"Now get on your knees." She did.
"Now take down my zipper." She did.
"Now go ahead .take it out." She reached in and grabbed it with
both hands …….. then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered,
"Well, go ahead." The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer………….and while holding it close to her lips tentatively said...



"Hello, Mom can you hear me?"

[rodderz]

A woman is having trouble with her eyesight goes to the doctor to get advice on her problem. After entering the doc's surgery he asks the woman to sit down at one end of the room, while he points at the eye chart at the other end.

"Can you read this letter" he says, pointing at the small "A" down the bottom.
"Sorry, no I cant" she says
"Can you read this letter?" says the doc, pointing to the larger "M"
"No....no cant read that one either" says the woman with a sigh

The doctor points to the largest letter on the board, to which the woman still cant see. He proceeds to unzip his fly and whip out the old fella.

"can you see this?" asks the doctor.
"Yes...why thats a penis, but whats wrong with me?" she says

"I know your problem....your cockeyed!!"

[darkfang888]

Worst joke I ever heard:
q) What's dracula's favourie song?
a) Fangs for the memories.

I'm so very sorry that I inflicted that upon you all.

[RG]

Bloke walks into the doctors surgery and says "Doc Doc my dicks tuned orange" Doctor says "orange, whaddya mean it's turned orange". Bloke says "It just turned ORANGE!" So the doc tells him to take his pants off so he can take a look. Sure enough the poor blokes old fella has turned a nice shade of orange. The doc asks the bloke "Mate have you been doing anything out of the ordinary or eaten anything that you wouldn't normally eat in the last week or two?" to which the bloke replies "Nah mate, the last three weeks i've been on holidays, just sittin round at home eatin cheezels and watching pornos!".

And a coupla blonde jokes.

Q. Why did the blond put the empty milk carton back in the fridge?

A. In case anyone wanted a black coffee.

Q. Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?

A. To see what was on the other side.

14 women holding on to a rope that was attached to a cliff that was crumbling because it could only hold 13 of the 14 women. 13 are blonde and one is a brunette. The one brunette gives a log speech on how she will let go of the rope and sacrifice her own life so the others can live. The blondes, so touched by her moving speech, start clapping.

[oldsoftboss]

McDonalds Application

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment...and they hired him!

NAME:
Greg Bulmash

DESIRED POSITION:
Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY:
$185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION:
Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD:
Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY:
Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:
My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:
It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:
Any.

PREFERRED HOURS:
1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:
Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:
If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?:
Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:
I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:
I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?:
Only when set on fire.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:
Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:
No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.

SIGN HERE:
Scorpio with Libra rising.
__________________
Thanks

[oldsoftboss]

The 5 toughest questions that women ask men and the answers...

The questions are:
1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e.; tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.


Question # 1: What are you thinking about?

The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you."

This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:
a. Baseball.
b. Football.
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you.
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.
(Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!")


Question # 2: Do you love me?

The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is In order, "Yes, dear." Inappropriate responses include:
a. I suppose so.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?

Question # 3: Do I look fat?

The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Among the incorrect answers are:
a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Moo!
f. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.


Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me?

Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!"
Incorrect responses include:
a. Yes, but you have a better personality
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age
d. Define pretty
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.


Question #5: What would you do if I died?

A definite no-win question. (The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Corvette.") No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:

WOMAN: Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!
WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: Yes, I would.
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.

[oldsoftboss]

A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

[oldsoftboss]

Element Name: WOMAN

Symbol: WO

Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands

[bindi]

One for the women :hihi:

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.

Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.

****

There is no access to fast food.

****

Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

****

The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is NO REMOTE.

*****

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.

*****

They must attend weekly P&C meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one texta; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

*****

The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

*****
The last man wins... only if... he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

*****
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years... eventually earning the right to be called

*****************
***"Mother."***
*****************

[bindi]

And one more cos I couldn't resist

An old lady is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed husband.

The instant she saw him she starts crying. One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this sombre moment. Through her tears she explains that she is upset because her dearest Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit.

The undertaker apologises and explains that traditionally, they always put the bodies in a black suit, but he'd see what he could arrange.

The next day she returned to the undertakers to have one last moment with Albert before his funeral the following day.

When the undertaker pulls back the curtain, she manages to smile through her tears as Albert is resplendent in a smart blue suit. She says to the undertaker "Wonderful, wonderful, but where did you get that beautiful blue
suit?"

"Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband's size was brought in & he was wearing a blue suit. His wife explained that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried in a black suit," the undertaker replied. The wife smiled at the man.

He continued, "After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the heads"

[trick_xd]

~
Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year
Fred would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." Every year
Edna would reply, "I know Fred, but that airplane ride costs ten
dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
One year Fred and Edna went to the fair and Fred said, "Edna, I'm 71
years
old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another
chance." Edna replied, "Fred that there airplane ride costs ten dollars,
and ten

dollars is ten dollars."
The pilot happened to be standing nearby and overheard them, and said,

"Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you
can
stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you,

but if you say one word its ten dollars."
Fred and Edna agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of twists
and
turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does all his tricks

over again, but still not a word.
After they land, the pilot turns to Fred, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."

Fred replied, "Well, I was going to say something when Edna fell out,
but... oh hell, I thought... ten dollars is ten dollars!"

[trick_xd]

Two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.

The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

[trick_xd]

A man is driving along a highway
and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.



The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.



Much to his dismay,
the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.>



A beautiful blonde woman
driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the
side of the road
and pulls over.



She steps out of the car
and asks the man what's wrong.



"I feel terrible,"
he explains,
"I accidentally hit this rabbit
and killed it."



The blonde says,
"Don't worry."



She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.



She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
bends down,
and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.



The rabbit jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.



Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.



The man is astonished.



He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?"



The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.



It says...





(Are you ready for this?)













(Are you sure?)













(This is bad!)













(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)













(You know you could just click off
and not read the punch line....)













(You can still delete it)













(You know you're gonna be sorry)













(Last chance)













(OK, here it is)











It says,







"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,

adds permanent wave."

[fordsrule55]

LOL Omg those are the funniest jokes i have ever heard. LMAO hahaha cmon guys do you's have any more, those are awsome. Ive never laughed so much.

[bindi]

Oh all right...


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies" he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

[bindi]

And another...

Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She
went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank
you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said,
"That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
flock to. " The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the
most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world
and he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's
okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like
a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention
female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and
continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.
























The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Moral of
the
story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them
continue to think that way and just enjoy the show PS: If you are a
woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that you women
never listen!

[PULLY6]

hahah these jokes are gold!! give us some more lame ones like the two fish in a tank - i've never laughed so hard!

[rodderz]

2 kids were at a town fair, and spotted a fellow with a black cape and a top hat. "Are you a magician" asked the kids

"Why yes, matter of fact I am" said the magician

"Can you do tricks?" said one of the kids. "Well I'm only starting...but yes" he replied

"Can you pull a rabbit out of your hat?" The kids asked

The magician turned and said "Well no....but I can pull a hair out of me ****!"

[fordsrule55]

LOL omg i love it hahaha this is now my first stop every morning to get me going and happy for the rest of the day. Top work guys oh and love the site, only my second post but im getting there.

[trick_xd]

A passenger plane traveling to California is suddenly hit with a severe
engine problem and plummets into the Pacific Ocean. The impact is such
that the plane is ripped apart leaving only one man alive. After hours
of swimming he spies an island and drags himself up onto the sandy
shores.

Though he is half drowned and aware that he is thousands of miles from
home, he cannot but admire the beauty of the island he has found himself
on. Looking down the beach he sees a figure lying on the beach, another
survivor from the crash. He runs over and sees that she is not
breathing, so quickly he gives her the kiss of life. After several
attempts she coughs into life. As she wipes the hair from her face he
now can see who it is...its Kylie Minogue! Forever grateful to him for
saving her life, they strike up an immediate bond, and over the
following weeks, while stranded on the island, they fall madly in love.
One day Kylie is walking down the beach and notices her new found love
sitting on the rocks by the beach, staring out to sea, with a look of
sorrow on his face. She wanders over to him, and asks him what is
wrong.
"Kylie," he says, "The last few weeks have been the greatest of my
life. We've found this island paradise. We have all the food and water
we could require, and I have you, but still I can't help feeling there's
something missing."
Kylie replies: "What my darling? What is it that you need? I'll do
anything".
"Well there is one thing. Would you mind putting on my shirt?"
"OK"

"And my trousers?"
"OK"

At this point he gets up and grabs some charcoal from the ground, and
draws a neat moustache on her lips.
"OK... Can you start to walk around the island, and I'll set off the
other way and meet you half way."

"OK dear, whatever will make you happy?"
So off they set.

After an hour walking he eventually sees her heading towards him along
the beach, at which point he breaks into a sprint, runs up to her, grabs
her by the shoulders and shouts:
"Hey mate, you won't believe who I'm shagging'!!

[trick_xd]

*
*a Man Escapes From Prison Where He Has Been For 15 Years. He Breaks
Into* *a House To Look For Money And Guns And Finds A Young Couple In Bed.
He* *orders The Guy Out Of Bed And Ties Him To A Chair.*
While Tying The Girl To The Bed He Gets On Top Of Her, Kisses Her* *neck,
Then Gets Up And Goes Into The Bathroom.
While He's In There, The Husband Tells His Wife:
"listen, This Guy's An Escaped Convict, Look At His Clothes! He* *probably
Spent Lots Of Time In Jail And Hasn't Seen A Woman In Years. I Saw* *how
He Kissed Your Neck. If He Wants Sex, Don't Resist, Don't Complain,* *do
Whatever He Tells You.satisfy Him No Matter How Much He Nauseates* *you.
This Guy Is Probably Very Dangerous. If He Gets Angry, He'll Kill**us.**be
Strong, Honey. I Love You"**to Which The Wife Responds:
"he Wasn't Kissing My Neck. He Was Whispering In My Ear. He Told Me**he
Was Gay, Thought You Were Cute, And Asked If We Had Any Vaseline. I**told
Him It Was In The Bathroom. Be Strong Honey. I Love You Too!!"

[Envious]

: : : : : :
trick....keep em coming

[bindi]

Trick_XD, that last one rocked, I now have to wipe coffee from the monitor

[bindi]

Ok here's another titled:

BLONDE MAN

The sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"

The cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her... so I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull of my shirt... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull of my pants... so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy like and says now go to town cowboy..."

So here I am!!!

[fordsrule55]

One day, Little Johnny wanders into the local brothel, dragging a dead frog on a piece of string along behind him (thud, thud, thud). He goes up to the woman at the front and says "Please, Miss, I'd like a girl please." "Go home, sonny" replies the proprietor, not unkindly, "you're too young yet for this." Johnny reaches into his pocket and drags out a £50 note which he slaps on the desk and beams brightly. "Up the stairs, 3rd door on the right" comes the reply as the £50 vanishes. Johnny starts to climb the stairs, (thud, thud, thud) when he runs back again. "I forgot, this girl has got to have active herpes!" he cries.

"No way kid, all our girls are clean!" Johnny reaches into the other pocket and another £50 appears. "Ahh, last door on the left..." he is told. Johnny climbs the stairs, still dragging the dead frog on the string (thud thud thud), and some time later reappears. He waves to the woman at the front desk and is about to go out (with frog) when she calls him back. "I can understand curiosity at your age," she says, "but why the active herpes?"
"Well," says Johnny, "when I go home, the babysitter will be there. I'll screw her before she goes home and she'll get the herpes. Later on, dad'll take her home and have her in the back of the Mercedes, and he'll get the herpes. Later on, he'll get back and jump on mummy and she will get the herpes too. In the morning, daddy'll go to work, the milkman will come and get in bed with mummy and he'll get the herpes and HE'S THE BASTARD WHO RAN OVER MY FROG!"

[fordsrule55]

Little Johnny's next door neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbours. He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behaviour and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank you when we get back home."
"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.
At the neighbour's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at its mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!" The mother said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny." He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes. Did his doctor say he can see good?" The Mother said, "Why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision." Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a damn good thing, cause he sure as hell can't wear glasses!"

[fordsrule55]

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his Mom, "of course not." Little Johnny then ran back outside and his Mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"