Who's eyes are watering????

[Outbackjack]

Who's eyes are watering after reading this????

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm


ouch.

[EdFairmontGhia]

Damm thats gotta hurt.

[pHaT`eL]

WTF..? Weird English people.

[Unco]

ouch indeed. man, that could have happened anywhere i reckon, sounds like she was drunk at the time.

[MITCHAY]

I would punch that ***** so hard in the face if she had of done that to me! :

Hmm biting, sorry ripping off more than you can chew

[mcflux]

Holy whips & chains Batman!

[bob^]

"ball breaker"

[MITCHAY]

Originally Posted by bob^

"ball breaker"

Quite literally. I thought getting kicked in the balls hurt :

[Quasi]

A year later and she's still ****ed?!

Damn, that b*tch has some issues.

[RG]

GOD DAMN WTF!!!!!! Not good, not good at all.

[lukey]

Ohhh no thats bad, make sure you stay away from women like that!

[MITCHAY]

Originally Posted by lukey

Ohhh no thats bad, make sure you stay away from women like that!

I'll be sure to ask first. "Do rip off guys testicles when you're in a flying rage and then try to swallow it?" :

[Falcon_Phill]

At least she swallows.. and spits.

[MITCHAY]

Originally Posted by Falcon_Phill

At least she swallows.. and spits.

LMAO :

[Duke]

"...This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

She said that, not him!

Maybe someone in gaol will grab her by the ovaries and pull them out, at least she'll understand what anguish for the rest of her life really means.

[MITCHAY]

Originally Posted by OpTrader

"...This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

She said that, not him!

Maybe someone in gaol will grab her by the ovaries and pull them out, at least she'll understand what anguish for the rest of her life really means.

Clearly has some issues. Man that bloke wouldn't be right for the rest of his life.

[rodderz]

I guess she took it literallty when he said a year earlier-

"I'de give my left nut to have that woman back"

[MITCHAY]

Originally Posted by rodderz

I guess she took it literallty when he said a year earlier-

"I'de give my left nut to have that woman back"

Hindsight is 20/20 :

[Danny]

Its awesome when the chick sucks on the balls....... But if she gives one to your mate after, and he gives it back to you... Nah... see that is where I draw the line....

[2002auxr6]

hahaha

[mcflux]

Originally Posted by MITCHAY

Clearly has some issues. Man that bloke wouldn't be right for the rest of his life.

Oh but he will be "right" for the rest of his life. Pity he'd failed to keep left.

[MITCHAY]

Originally Posted by Ghia5L

Oh but he will be "right" for the rest of his life. Pity he'd failed to keep left.

LMFAO Ah that's GOLD :

[Falc'man]

Originally Posted by Ghia5L

Oh but he will be "right" for the rest of his life. Pity he'd failed to keep left.

"Hows it hangin' Geoffrey?"

"...aaah... alright"

[RG]

Originally Posted by Ghia5L

Oh but he will be "right" for the rest of his life. Pity he'd failed to keep left.

Bugger the lefty is the best. So he's been left with right but would've been right if left with left.

[mcflux]

^^ Right :P

[DOC]

Another kellogs fan : Likes her crunchy nut

[webby_191189]

Oh dear god. Ohhhh damn the pain. Thats just nasty

[RG]

Brings a whole new meaning to ball sports.

How many more puns can we come up with!?!?

[Rodp]

This ones got me scratching my nut... err, I mean head.

"She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Was this some sort of testicle party? If I had one of the twins removed, I don't think I'd need to be told that I was the rightful owner when it was handed back to me.

Next time honey, chew first.

[The Monty]

Its bad enough that she ripped it off, but she TRIED TO EAT IT!!!!! What a freak...