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10-07-2007, 01:09 PM | #1 | |||
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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22048954-2,00.html
Why am I scared that this technology may accidentally cause armageddon if an internet provider like Dodo gets their hands on this? Quote:
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10-07-2007, 01:26 PM | #2 | ||
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But how long would you have to put your newly teleported donut in the microwave for so you could eat it?
mmmmm teleported donuts....... Regards, Tote
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10-07-2007, 01:31 PM | #3 | ||
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It's only a matter of time till we warp around to places.
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10-07-2007, 01:34 PM | #4 | ||
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you can warp.. ill still be driving my car!!! but by then ill be running on orange juice or something lol
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10-07-2007, 01:57 PM | #5 | ||
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After some thought on this since initially posting, I've come to the conclusion that they're not thinking outside the box. Fibre-optic = set destinations & a heap of infrastructure. Why not go "wireless"? :P That'll beat dying when a contractor digs through the telstra cable you're currently bouncing around inside...
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10-07-2007, 01:59 PM | #6 | |||
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Most likely wind up as part of the telstra monopoly and then the thing will never work properly anyways "If you are calling to have scotty beam you up, press one" "Im sorry, we are experiencing an unusually high number of calls at the moment and...."
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10-07-2007, 02:19 PM | #7 | ||
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Now I'm having images of that Telstra ad from a while back where everyone got stuck together!
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10-07-2007, 02:26 PM | #8 | ||
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Would be a typical Telstra service, "Light speed travel to 98% of Australia (It'll take 35 phone calls and six months to get installed though)"
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10-07-2007, 04:58 PM | #9 | ||
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HAHA everyone just starts bagging telstra, must have big phone bills.. even if it could send an atom somewhere you would need millions of lasers just to send a grain of sand.
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10-07-2007, 05:17 PM | #10 | |||
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10-07-2007, 05:31 PM | #11 | ||
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I actually thought Renault had already achieved this with the Megane - with the usual errors you'd expect from new technology that caused all the back end of the cars to be missing when they reconstructed the atoms.
Cheers Russ
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10-07-2007, 05:42 PM | #12 | ||
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Don't get a fly caught in there with ya when u teleport, we all know what happens next.......................................
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10-07-2007, 05:45 PM | #13 | ||
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Actually, I remember a few years ago when they telleported the first atom about half a meter or something...its only a matter of time before half a meter turns into 100 000 km and one attom turns into billions
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10-07-2007, 06:00 PM | #14 | ||
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Beam me up Scotty. I'll be glad when we all have our own teleporter in our houses. No more air travel or travel of any kind. Push a button and your there.
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10-07-2007, 07:33 PM | #15 | ||
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think of plastic surgery, instead of someone going to thailand, for a boob job. you'll be able to zap there by teleportation, and physically remorph in an improved state, with a kidney removed without you even knowing. so you'll just think your going there for an improvement teleportation holiday.
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10-07-2007, 10:01 PM | #16 | |||
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10-07-2007, 10:27 PM | #17 | |||
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"And we remember , Doin the time warp! " Maybe so , But am not , under ANY circumstance , EVER dressing up like Craig Macglauglan did in the Rocky Horror Picture Show !
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10-07-2007, 11:51 PM | #18 | ||
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This would be so cool, imagine how empty the roads would be! :eclipsee_
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11-07-2007, 02:29 PM | #19 | |||
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11-07-2007, 02:58 PM | #20 | ||
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^^^ intercoolers would be even more important :P
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11-07-2007, 04:03 PM | #21 | |||
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11-07-2007, 05:09 PM | #22 | ||
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The state governement will undoubtedly put speed cameras in the teleportation chambers though. And we're back to to square one....
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11-07-2007, 07:31 PM | #23 | |||
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Can my car come?
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12-07-2007, 10:48 AM | #24 | |||
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