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Old 15-12-2007, 10:11 PM   #1
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Default If you were a Facist dictator what...

Basically what road rules would you bring in if you could....
Here are mine..

Offence
1. Driving 20kmph or more below the speed limit in right hand lane first offence.
Penalty: Pistol whipped on side of road

Second offence : executed on side of road and left as example

Offence
2.No trucks, cars towing caravans, vans, overloaded work utes in right hand lane unless turning right in next 50m.

Penalty: vehicle crushed
2nd offence: vehicle crushed with driver in it.

Offence
3. stopping for no reason(obvoius) in middle of road
Penalty: large object inserted in drivers rear

P.s this is a Joke and i know I'm a sh#t speller

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Old 15-12-2007, 10:14 PM   #2
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Offence
1. Driving 20kmph or more below the speed limit in right hand lane first offence.
Penalty: Pistol whipped on side of road

Second offence : executed on side of road and left as example
Would be a lot of injured/dead Camry drivers if this were real :
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Old 15-12-2007, 10:19 PM   #3
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Old 15-12-2007, 10:32 PM   #4
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scoupedy
Basically what road rules would you bring in if you could....
Here are mine..

Offence
1. Driving 20kmph or more below the speed limit in right hand lane first offence.
Penalty: Pistol whipped on side of road

Second offence : executed on side of road and left as example

Offence
2.No trucks, cars towing caravans, vans, overloaded work utes in right hand lane unless turning right in next 50m.

Penalty: vehicle crushed
2nd offence: vehicle crushed with driver in it.

Offence
3. stopping for no reason(obvoius) in middle of road
Penalty: large object inserted in drivers rear

P.s this is a Joke and i know I'm a sh#t speller

Since you asked for an explanation as to this being locked :

You are dreaming out loud and it is not funny.
Your disclaimer at the end shows even you are doubtful about the hilarity content.

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