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Old 26-08-2008, 03:07 PM   #1
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Old 26-08-2008, 03:10 PM   #2
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She shouldn't have to warn people about this...it's common sense not to work around flammables while smoking.

If you do, you almost deserve to be torched.
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Old 26-08-2008, 03:12 PM   #3
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It's because of people like her that warning labels on chainsaws tell you not to stop them with your hands or genitals.
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Old 26-08-2008, 03:12 PM   #4
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Old 26-08-2008, 03:12 PM   #5
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WTF? I always clean my lawnmower in my lounge room, along with the AU falcon.
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Old 26-08-2008, 03:14 PM   #6
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Oooh yes! I'm glad I read that! Was gonna ask my mates to help me clean my mower while playing poker and having a bonfire in my lounge room. I might have to ring them and say the night is off, now! *sigh* I was so looking forward to it. Thank you Anelia Blackie for this pertinant reminder of the dangers involved...
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Old 26-08-2008, 03:15 PM   #7
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Her first mistake: Lawn mover in the bedroom what the?
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Old 26-08-2008, 03:15 PM   #8
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WTF? I always clean my lawnmower in my lounge room, along with the AU falcon.

YOU MUST HAVE A BIG DOORWAY TO GET THE AU IN........................
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Old 26-08-2008, 03:15 PM   #9
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It's because of people like her that warning labels on chainsaws tell you not to stop them with your hands or genitals.
I bought a small plant from the supermarket once. It had a label poking out of the plant mix, "do not eat", thank god.
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Old 26-08-2008, 03:18 PM   #10
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What a stupid thing to do.

Reminds me of that youtube clip, a lady filling her 4x4 / van jams the pump on then lights up a smoke.....

Darwin was right after all....
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Old 26-08-2008, 03:23 PM   #11
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It's because of people like her that warning labels on chainsaws tell you not to stop them with your hands or genitals.
Almost choked on my lunch!

Geeze now how in the hell did that happen she looks like a clever gal
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Old 26-08-2008, 03:25 PM   #12
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Oooooooooooooomyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyygaaaaaaaaaaaaaww wwwwwwd : :togo:
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Old 26-08-2008, 03:29 PM   #13
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I suppose lawnmowers will come with these now........
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Old 26-08-2008, 04:07 PM   #14
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She needs to set up a memorial like in Zoolander, when the models were killed in a tragic gasoline fight
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Old 26-08-2008, 04:09 PM   #15
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Since when do bedrooms double up as a workshop?
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Old 26-08-2008, 04:10 PM   #16
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Darwin missed by --><-- that much.

Everyone knows that you should only work on a lawnmower in the kitchen with the gas going - cigarette? Cigars only, lady!
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Old 26-08-2008, 04:38 PM   #17
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In america the lawn mower manufacturer could face a law suit for not adequatly warning the user not to "work on the lawnmower in a bedroom while smoking"...



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Old 26-08-2008, 05:23 PM   #18
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[/QUOTE]Was gonna ask my mates to help me clean my mower while playing poker and having a bonfire in my lounge room. I might have to ring them and say the night is off, now! *sigh* I was so looking forward to it. [/QUOTE]



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Old 26-08-2008, 05:26 PM   #19
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Does this mean I should stop using the cigarette lighter to check how full my jerry can is?
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Old 26-08-2008, 05:42 PM   #20
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Does this mean I should stop using the cigarette lighter to check how full my jerry can is?
Definitly not! cigarette lighters are for checking leaks on LPG bottles...
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Old 26-08-2008, 05:52 PM   #21
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I like the fact that she thought throwing carpets onto the fire would work...
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Old 26-08-2008, 05:54 PM   #22
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In america the lawn mower manufacturer could face a law suit for not adequatly warning the user not to "work on the lawnmower in a bedroom while smoking"...
I reckon your on the money there. Remember the guy who sued when his Winnebago crashed.

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Another urban legend is the story of a man who bought a 32-foot Winnebago motor home. While driving on the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and left the driver's seat to make himself a cup of coffee. After some time, the Winnebago left the freeway, crashed and overturned. The driver consequently filed a lawsuit against Winnebago for not advising him in the handbook that the motor home wouldn't drive itself while the cruise control was on. An Oklahoman jury is said to have awarded him USD 1.75 million plus a new Winnebago.
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Old 26-08-2008, 05:56 PM   #23
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I would have thought that she would be the perfect woman for most of you blokes, geesh allowing you to work on car bits whilst cooking a bbq in the lounge room.
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Old 26-08-2008, 06:00 PM   #24
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Imagine seeing her mow the lawn with the electric flymo!
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Old 26-08-2008, 07:05 PM   #26
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Old 26-08-2008, 08:09 PM   #27
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Old 26-08-2008, 08:12 PM   #28
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She feels it is her duty to warn other imbeciles not to smoke near fuel. Most mowers have a breather cap on the fuel tank, so even without the leak it could still ignite. But why would you clean it inside the house? It would make the room smell like cut grass and petrol for starters.

We need Sourbastard to put a stop to her the SA way - in a drum filled with acid. Before she does something else really stupid.
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Old 26-08-2008, 08:41 PM   #29
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they are a workshop, if you know what i mean :
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Old 27-08-2008, 01:11 PM   #30
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maybe she was using the lawn mower to trim her "bush" and then proceeded to clean it afterwards...lol
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