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Old 03-11-2012, 10:49 PM   #1
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I'm pretty sure someone here in tassie is making these adds as a joke but they are funny

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/mayfi...-vl/1008946176
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Old 03-11-2012, 10:55 PM   #2
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LOL.. seems gumtree is trying to delete it. You can only see it for a couple of seconds and then dissapearing from the screen with a message 'navigation cancelled'.
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Old 03-11-2012, 11:11 PM   #3
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Funny, except the first picture going through the intersection (speed cam pic) looks more like a VK to me, lol
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Old 04-11-2012, 12:14 AM   #4
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For those who can't get to this linguistic masterpiece:


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Hey up 4 sale is mi commy she is a manual and has a lsd, swapped it for an old xd.
body ok tyres to, rims bit scuffed and by doin *** skids the gearbox is stuffed.
but its got a *** amp and a bloody huge sub but get your wipes cos it needs a good scrub.
pulls a crowd and also the cops but hey shes sweet just tell em its ya pops.
its got no reg and will need inspection so its a good reason to hurl through the intersection.
it did huge hellys till i hit a tree and left my mates lying on thier bellys.
but shes all sweet dont you worry bout that, its no ford that just splatters, this things a commy and thats all that matters.
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Old 04-11-2012, 12:29 AM   #5
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Haha gold.
And who said poetry is dead.
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Old 04-11-2012, 11:20 AM   #6
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from a commy driver, thats high class poetry ....
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Haha. Might have to go and check that beast out.
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Old 04-11-2012, 11:33 AM   #8
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Looks like a vk going through a red light camera. And a vl doing a burnout. $1000 -tell him he's dreamin!
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oh god hahahahhahaa
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Old 04-11-2012, 02:25 PM   #10
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Holly s... now everyone can see my bans ect!
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Old 04-11-2012, 05:14 PM   #11
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hope who ever is doing the ads keeps doing them!!! they are hilarious!!!
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Old 04-11-2012, 05:18 PM   #12
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i read on gumtree once a girl looking for someone to give her "glandular fever" as she has heard that you have rapid weight loss due to the infection ,are people really that dumb?????? and yes I've had it and no i didnt offer LOL
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I feel so worldly after reading this.
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Looks like a vk going through a red light camera. And a vl doing a burnout. $1000 -tell him he's dreamin!
dont' forget the 'gearbox is dun' and no rego
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VK Berlina.
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